whacked

To get hacked by your wife.

I was on Google Chat at work conversing with a friend, and my wife logged into my account at home and totally whacked the conversation!

by schleprock37 December 24, 2011

whacked

Something that functions very differently than expected

PGPNet is whacked!

by Bungalow Bill October 16, 2001

whacked

Variant of wacked and synonymous with words like fucked, banged, shafted, jerked, screwed, put out and so forth; therein conveying a sense of sexual exploitation, prior to being utterly devestated, or "done in" with a show of violent, sadistic rage that renders the object to an inebriated state that is nasty and/or sordid.

In the James Bond/ 007 novels and movies, its often seems like Bond is going to be whacked by his vixen henchwomen, such as "May Day" (A View to a Kill) and "Pussy Galore" (Goldfinger); but, somehow his fate is turned and the evil women learn to respect and adore him, thus giving him his escape to victory.

by Z Last Words October 3, 2009

whacked

when a person is very affected from smoking pot

man im SOOO whacked

by timmy o'toole March 30, 2003

whack-whack

Computer slang for backslash backslash

Go to whack-whack MyComputerName whack c dollar sign. \\MyComputerName\c$

by James February 24, 2005

Whacking it

to masturbate aggressively without stopping until you are finished.

where is tom?
i think he's whacking it in the bathroom.

by Fergieferg July 12, 2009

whack

1. adj; something in bad taste or is otherwise unappealing.

2. verb; to murder someone.

3. verb; to masturbate.

1. Yo Freddy, turn off the country music. That shit is whack.

2. Freddy, turn off that fuckin' country music before I go and whack ya.

3. Freddy, I said turn off the country music, I didn't say pull your johnson out and start whackin' it. The fuck?

by Eapert McDangles June 30, 2006