A crappy mall located in Hialeah, Florida. Does not have sufficient stores and isn't all that. Most of the stores located inside are for chongas and children. I'd say Pac Sun is the only good store there. Full of moron securities and old people. It's small as hell and not cool.
Teenie bopperz: OMGZ you gaize lez go to westland mall and cheel derr.
Non teenie bopperz: Fuck that shit, I'm going to Sawgrass.
Non teenie bopperz: Fuck that shit, I'm going to Sawgrass.
by jeffreeSTARZ June 19, 2008
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by theonesyoulove! January 6, 2012
Get the Westyn mug.A shit-ass part of a shit-ass town. Full of pikeys and people with low income/the dreaded Greenstorm Gang and now officially named the "poorest place in all of Britain."
Person 1: Let's go upto the Westlands for a laugh!
Person 2: What?! Are you serious?!
Person 1: No, I don't feel like dying tonight.
Person 2: What?! Are you serious?!
Person 1: No, I don't feel like dying tonight.
by dinoroar January 5, 2009
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by THE Weslyn Herself April 24, 2014
Get the weslyn mug.Another random suburb of Detroit where teens run rampid doing drugs and tons of property damage. 99% of the population of Westland are faggots, full of poser-juggalos, wanna-be northville preps and so forth. There are very few "original" kids there, as in they are who they are, they don't give a fuck and know what the deal is.
This is as accurate as it gets folks.
This is as accurate as it gets folks.
poser: im a juggalo, ill cut your head like a chicken and dump faygo in it
normal guy: suck my dick, you live in westland.
normal guy: suck my dick, you live in westland.
by ph1rekiller January 8, 2010
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hey bill do you see that westland moustache smoking in the carwash as he was washing my rims ? yea i bet he lives in the dumpster behind my apartment complex.
by B- Real June 12, 2009
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7th graders vape in the bathrooms
8th graders don’t give a shit and smoke weed whenever they can
7th graders vape in the bathrooms
8th graders don’t give a shit and smoke weed whenever they can
Welcome to Westland Middle School!
6th graders: what’s a juul?
7th graders: fuck man mr jefferson just caught me vaping in the bathroom.
8th graders: haha tf is the teacher saying, i’m so fucking high rn.
6th graders: what’s a juul?
7th graders: fuck man mr jefferson just caught me vaping in the bathroom.
8th graders: haha tf is the teacher saying, i’m so fucking high rn.
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