Westbury is a big town somewhat towards the center of Long Island. As the previous entries have established, there are two sections, both equally retarded, although I would rather go to Clarke High than that the other hell hole (Westbury High)
To put this simply, Westbury is the MOST unflattering, monotonous, and freaking irritating place on this sorry island. I have the delightful pleasure of living amongst gangsters and drug dealers (the highlight of my day, no doubt) but thankfully I go to a private school (which is a good thing and an equally bad thing).
The only up side of this town is that the mall and other stores are close by. Seriously, that's all I can think of right now.
To put this simply, Westbury is the MOST unflattering, monotonous, and freaking irritating place on this sorry island. I have the delightful pleasure of living amongst gangsters and drug dealers (the highlight of my day, no doubt) but thankfully I go to a private school (which is a good thing and an equally bad thing).
The only up side of this town is that the mall and other stores are close by. Seriously, that's all I can think of right now.
When I get older, I'm getting the fuck out of Westbury and moving to Canada or Montana or some fucking beautiful place.
NEVER move here; Count yourself blessed because your life hasn't been fucked by Westbury and its inhabitants of of yet.
NEVER move here; Count yourself blessed because your life hasn't been fucked by Westbury and its inhabitants of of yet.
by RockChick99 January 13, 2011
by SauDawg May 17, 2020
1. a condition in which the eyes are not properly aligned with each other, due to the constant metaphysical pull of the affected eye towards Westbury, NY. It typically involves a lack of coordination between the extraocular muscles that prevents bringing the gaze of each eye to the same point in space, under the strong influence of Westbury, NY. Also known as lazy eye and geophysical strabismus.
*Note - When the afflicted is physically located in Westbury, NY, the Westbury Eye will spin violently, like a compass at the magnetic North Pole.
*Note - When the afflicted is physically located in Westbury, NY, the Westbury Eye will spin violently, like a compass at the magnetic North Pole.
Glenn: "What the shit is your cousin looking at, Mike? He's making me nervous."
Mike: "Oh, don't worry about Jimmy, he's just got Westbury Eye."
Glenn: "What the shit is Westbury Eye?"
Mike: "You know, when one eye is normal and the other eye is always looking at Westbury, no matter where you are in the world."
Mike: "Oh, don't worry about Jimmy, he's just got Westbury Eye."
Glenn: "What the shit is Westbury Eye?"
Mike: "You know, when one eye is normal and the other eye is always looking at Westbury, no matter where you are in the world."
by ready2ruckk June 18, 2008
Village in Nassau County, Long Island, about 35 minutes east of Manhattan. It is the North Shore (Gold Coast) of the Island. NOT to be confused with Westbury.
Old Westbury claims to have no commercial properties, though a gas station and diner techncially are within the village's boundaries. The village therefore is just about 100% residential. The homes here range from McMansions to Gatsby era manor homes, with even land plots rarely going for under $1 million and homes generally ranging between $3 and $12 million (though homes over $40 million are not all that rare). Besides the high mortgages these houses come with, the taxes are even more ridiculous (a $4 million dollar home may have well over $50k in annual property taxes). Old Westbury is where the Phipps, Graces, Whitneys, Vanderbilts, Posts and many other elite families have called home. Some notable residents include Howard Stern (before the divorce), CZ Guest and her daughter Cornelia Guest (the Paris Hilton of the 80s). Bess Myerson's scandalous affair with Andy (Carlos) Capasso took place in the manorhouse on Tredwell Drive.
The village has also been used in countless films, most recently in Cruel Intentions. The television show Growing Up Gotti was filmed in Victoria Gotti's home here. The town also is believed to be the inspiration of Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby, though some of the characters are based on his time on Chicago's Gold Coast and the geography of the town is based on an unknown source.
Old Westbury claims to have no commercial properties, though a gas station and diner techncially are within the village's boundaries. The village therefore is just about 100% residential. The homes here range from McMansions to Gatsby era manor homes, with even land plots rarely going for under $1 million and homes generally ranging between $3 and $12 million (though homes over $40 million are not all that rare). Besides the high mortgages these houses come with, the taxes are even more ridiculous (a $4 million dollar home may have well over $50k in annual property taxes). Old Westbury is where the Phipps, Graces, Whitneys, Vanderbilts, Posts and many other elite families have called home. Some notable residents include Howard Stern (before the divorce), CZ Guest and her daughter Cornelia Guest (the Paris Hilton of the 80s). Bess Myerson's scandalous affair with Andy (Carlos) Capasso took place in the manorhouse on Tredwell Drive.
The village has also been used in countless films, most recently in Cruel Intentions. The television show Growing Up Gotti was filmed in Victoria Gotti's home here. The town also is believed to be the inspiration of Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby, though some of the characters are based on his time on Chicago's Gold Coast and the geography of the town is based on an unknown source.
by Theo Capowski July 09, 2006
Is where loads of upper lower class people live. Manly old people with some youngers. Loads of bike thief’s thinks it okay to use that area to get away from police. Westbury is a very posh place.
by Westburyer November 12, 2017
Recently Westbury High School has been infested with people wearing band t-shirts of the bands they don't know, tight jeans, multi colored clothing, the uses of the word "baby" "od" "slaughter", everyone being bi-sexual or gay. Mostly filled with obnoxious Hatians.
by imustremainnameless May 04, 2008
Westbury Middle School is located in Westbury, New York. It is known for the big green dragon 💀. Also know for losing every sport event 😌
Girl: Yooo were was playing against Westbury Middle School, and they suck ass bro.
Girl 2: nahhh i heard that they always lose every sport event
Girl 2: nahhh i heard that they always lose every sport event
by Toni eason April 28, 2019