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Portuguese Wesley

Tea Bagger descends freshly shaven scrotum upon Tea Baggee who, with powerful mouthwash, gargles the Portuguese National Anthem.
Karl made it up to him by performing a Portuguese Wesley.
by KlawzVengeance September 27, 2010
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Weslé

To stimulate the male penis while rubbing and/or pulling on the shaft, often resulting in a spunky firework display.
on three lads... mag, open, Weslé
by pastrychef September 12, 2006
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weasileurant

adjective: weasely by nature. cheap, dishonest.
"I can't beleive Alvin went behind my back, and asked her out! that is the most weasileurant shit ever!"
by sandspit October 18, 2007
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Wesley Gibson

n. The main character of the 2008 film "Wanted"

v. To snap and finally tell off the people in your workplace, school, or other parts of your daily life, in the most dramatic fashion possible. May involve screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" without warning and at the top of your lungs, delivering a tirade amongst your equals, and/or smashing a back-stabbing, good-for-nothing best friend's face with an ergonomic keyboard
Guy: Dude, my boss got on my case again yesterday, and I finally Wesley Gibsoned out of there once and for all.
Friend: Wow, I bet you really let them have it, huh?

Wesley Gibson: "I understand. Junior high must have been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse shit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. And I want you to know that if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave... I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... Go fuck yourself."
by X. Fluke June 10, 2011
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wesley willis

A misunderstood genius. Who is truly missed.
Rock over london rock on chicago,budweiser it's the king of beers.
by wesleynaut 22 April 20, 2005
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Weilun

The coolest kid in the world, most commonly found to be Chinese. Will ace any test in class, and will try and help others understand the work. Weilun also looks like a Kpop star, and is the most sexiest person in the world. He is mostly into Anime and Kpop, and is often referred to as "Ching Chong Ling Long No Dong"
Kid: Oml, fuck this maths topic, it's so fucking hard.
Weilun: Want me to help you?
Kid: Oml, that you kpop star.

Weilun: You're welcome
by Kaito_God1 November 18, 2020
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Kirk Weiler

Kirk Weiler is so sexy!
*you lose your girlfriend to the wrath of Kirk Weiler*
by The REAL Kirk Weiler September 26, 2018
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