Welk

Bitch, whore

Your a welk G

by JEZUES August 18, 2021

Welk

Welk is a type of Sea snail!, but it’s also a common phrase used around in Australia!

Welk = welcome.

C1: Could you pass me some goon, Brudda.
C2: *passes goon to C1*
C1: Thanks, pal.
C2: Your Welk.

by Mooncalflikeseatingfishies January 12, 2022

Welk

When something is pathetic, sad and or a failure.

That film was absolutely welk.

by epicElk69 July 22, 2023

Welk

Crappy, mid and pathetic.

I can't believe you didn't grab that dub, you are so welk.

by user68023 July 22, 2023

welk boi

Welk boi is someone that lives in Immingham. He is highly intelligent but often comes out with stupid things without thinking, possible because his brain is overloaded with other things ;)
Often accompanied with the word loltard i.e - loltard welk boi!

ie - a welk boi would say - "You've tripped on mushrooms? Why would you trip over mushrooms?"

by Meldrew Eyebrows June 3, 2009

your welk

Just because you think it is too damn exhausting to say a full your welcome, you replace it with a shortened: your welk.

Anyone: Hey George, thanks for helping me out back there.
George:Oh, your welk. No prob.

by cyborgtm October 24, 2009

Lawrence Welk

The act of taking a piss and a shit (from his signature count-off "a-one and a-two")

The first thing I did after waking up this morning was take a Lawrence Welk.

by HinoteKU October 9, 2016