Weej 

Northwesterner

Southern girls look like they are going to break if you were to hug them, thank God for the weej's.

Weej by Ernie748i February 21, 2009

Weej 

The dankest guy in the world, a being of immense fun who cannot be defeated by mere mortals and is in no way bird gay

Yooo weej! Ur a pretty dank guy

Weej by Order of The bear man council November 24, 2022

weej 

weej
/wi dʒ/
informal noun

1. A person who initially demonstrates a lack of intelligence or understanding but rapidly improves their comprehension or skill.
“Despite his early mistakes, he’s a bit of a weej—he’ll figure it out soon enough.”

2. (historical) A term used to describe individuals with a unique learning curve, marked by rapid adaptation despite initial incompetence.

Origin: Early 21st century; coined as a playful term by me to describe fast learners who start off appearing foolish.

“He might be bad at cooking, but he is a weej”

weej by Iwannadictionary October 10, 2024

Weej Man 

Alternate saying of Luigi’s Mansion.

“Hey, you wanna play some Weej Man 3?”

Weej Man by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Weejus 

The word 'Weejus' originates from the 1998 ChuckleVision episode: 'Gold Rush', where the creepy old man says: "Weejus told you where to go". This quote represents the physically non-existent entity 'Weejus' instructing the two heroes, Paul and Barry, where to go to complete their quest. Their quest is not specified throughout the entire episode, but it is hinted that 'Sneff' has a big part to play in the whole situation.

Paul: "Weejus told us where to go, Barry; it's as simple as that."

Ms. Ellie: "Noyoyo, noyoyewen, Weejus, Weejus, Weejus."

Barry: "I don't think this is one of your better ideas, Paul..."

Weejus by Ms. Blenkisopp April 2, 2012

weejio 

A way of saying the English word “video” in an exaggerated Cantonese accent, made famous by Malaysian comedian Uncle Roger (Nigel Ng Kin-ju).

“Every epicurious weejio, they always call Rosemary trout - this perfect name for food consultant.”

weejio by UncleRogerFanBoy October 11, 2022

Weejaculation 

When you've been dying for a piss for ages but have had to hold it in due to being in a crowded bar/talked to/nowhere near a toilet or shop doorway, the eventual act of urination can only be described as Weejaculation. Not only because of the speed that the fluid exits ones body, but because of the sensation produced. Makes people say "ahhhhhhhhhhhh" with their eyes closed and their head tilted back in sheer ecstacy.

"I've been in this toilet queue for 20 minutes, it's just gonna be weejaculation when I get in there."

Weejaculation by MagickDio March 4, 2010