weeder

a lesser version of a stoner who still smokes weed but doesnt want it every second of the day.

"dude, let's smoke again tonight"
"nah dude i already did this week but in the next week we can"
"damn your such a weeder, be a stoner like me and smoke tonight again!"

by weeder4lyfe June 17, 2008

weeder

A tool or a person committed to weed removal in gardens, farms, landscapes, etc.

I am a weeder. I work at minimum wages. I use my hands, and sometimes I use a weeder device such as a weed twister.

by RayCruzer September 19, 2008

Weeder Class

A weeder class is a class (typically in college) that is characterized by having a large dropout rate due to rigorous expectations, such as hard tests, impossible studying requirements (15 hours a week or more), and homework up the ASS. These classes "weed" out those who lack the motivation to keep going or simply cannot take it up the ass anymore. Only the (really) hard-working, gifted, and borderline insane students make it through weeder classes. Note: Weeder classes can seriously traumatize an individual, destroy any ounce of confidence they have, and make them seriously reconsider majors as most weeder classes are required.

At the beginning of the quarter the Intro to Mechanical Engineering class had 70 students. By the end of quarter, only 30 remained. That class is a weeder class. If you plan on taking this class, PREPARE YOUR ANUS.

Some infamous weeder classes: All calculus classes, physics, chemistry, and engineering intro classes.

by Cochiloco May 20, 2014

whack the weeder

a term meaning masturbateing a guy or also know as a hand job

Hey you wanna go whack the weeder ? *slap*

by whackingtheweeder.com February 6, 2008

fart weeder

one that hangs out in mens bathrooms to smell a strangers fart

i went to the rest stop last night and was a fart weeder for two hours

by mr. garbear December 10, 2016

Wack A Weeder

To masturbate a man. Can also be used for a woman. See also "Hand Job"

Hey, you wanna wack a weeder?

by Joe Kaios January 3, 2005

weeder

A person employed in the production of industrial hemp, cannabis, or marijuana who smells heavily of fresh plants in a public place.

"Hey, I'm in the local deli and the weeders are thick as thieves in here. It's October and it's starting to smell like harvest season."

by WiredForStereo September 30, 2019