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Silly Wearer

noun. (see also Hipsters Sho Hos Frails )

1. A person purposely sporting clothing that looks so fashionable it's verging on silly.

2. A person wielding clothing or accessories that are designed to serve specific functions, in an ironic or trendy way.

See: Messenger bags, Fixed Gear bikes, glassless spectacles, Barbour jackets.

3. Persons so dedicated to acquiring the status of "an individual" they will follow the current hipster trends without question or hesitation. They will wear the clothes Vice magazine says they should wear, drink in the bars their favorite blogs tell them to, and walk around Shoreditch with an air of smugness only attainable by those in the knowledge that they are the coolest they could possibly be.

Serious Silly Wearers can also be seen sporting ironic moustaches and silly haircuts to further distance themselves from mainstream cliche's.
"See that guy over there with his bare ankles on display because he's rolled up his skinny jeans and isn't wearing socks with those brown leather loafers? Yeah, he's a silly wearer."
by SafeCoolOk November 9, 2009
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webCest

Coined by Jeff Rowland, author of the Web-Comic OverCompensating, WebCest is defined as something that is "As bad as incest only it happens in Cyberspace"
From OverCompensating, August 2nd, 2005: "Webcest is that special feelin' you get when you're makin' love to your old lady and you're both dressed like giraffes! It's that feelin' you get when you got high-res, glossy printouts of tubgirl and goatse and you're all alone on a school bus."
by MANGLOR September 13, 2005
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silly wearer

a person that wears clothes against the "norm".

a person wearing clothing seen as "silly" by the majority of people.
there is a lot of silly wearers in shoreditch.

"this is a silly wearer's party"

look at that silly wearer.
by twig11 November 7, 2009
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Websense

I hear satan has installed Websense on the college network
Oh shit, not that fucking crap
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Webnesia

A form of minor amnesia for when you inexplicably experience the burning urge to look something up and immediately rush to the proper website to look something up only to forget what you wanted to search for.
I was falling asleep on the couch one night, when suddenly, a random thought popped into my head. I rushed to my computer and brought Google up, but by the time I was ready to search for anything, I experienced Webnesia.
by Tekkenfreek234 December 31, 2010
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Webcest

Webcest describes actions of a sexual nature that have been made possible only by the internet. Something described as webcest should be disturbing to some large population, as incest is.
Webcest is that special feelin' you get when you're makin' love to your old lady and you're both dressed like giraffes!

It's that feelin' you get when you got high-res, glossy printouts of tub girl and goatse and you're all alone on a school bus.

Webcest is when you find dirty pictures of your ex-girlfriend on the internet and you print them out for later.

Webcest is when you realize that you're wanking off to a distant relative without knowing before.

Webcest is finding a porn site about a girl who looks like your exgirlfriend and bookmarking it.

Webcest is when you realize the fifteen-year-old you've been having cyber sex with is actually your niece.

You don't get STDs from Webcest, but you should.
by Erik the Red August 30, 2005
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