Poor-Old Warthog

Sadness when somone needlessly abuses a Warthog Jeep and causes pointless damage to said vehicle. Warthogs appear in the game Halo (and now Halo 2)

Tom: Watch what happens when i set all the granades under the Jeep.
<BOOM>
Me: Poor Old Warthog.

by Brendan Gallagher November 16, 2004

Magic Warthog

A Warthog used in a game of Halo 2 long ago that for the duration of an entire Big Team Battle match on Coagulation was not destroyed nor were any of its passengers killed. The Warthog previously mentioned along with its passengers survived dozens of rocket, grenade, banshee bomb, and various other anti-armor attacks for no less than 35 minutes and three flag captures. To this date the feat has not been repeated. The driver of said Warthog took to singing Puff the Magic Warthog while enemies could be heard cursing it as it drove itself forever into the mythos of Halo 2.

"Hey this Warthog has been on fire since like 12 rockets ago!"
"Inorite? Thing must be magic or somethin."
"PUFF THE MAGIC WARTHOG LIVES OUT BY THE SEA!"
"Lawls, lets go cap some flags since we're apparently invincible."

by zaxbysauce May 14, 2009

Russian Warthog

The Russian Warthog is when one uses gel or Elmers Glue to sculpt his pubic hair into tusks and a babushka, so as to make his penis look like an Angry Russian Warthog.

Last night I went out with Anastasiya and unveiled my Russian Warthog. She love it, but I almost poked her eye out with the left tusk.

by Dr. Kennith Ian Buss November 28, 2011

warthog

Vehicle featured in the video game Halo. Its a jeeplike vehicle that has a mounted gun attachment. The first weapon is a minigun, and the second weapon is a rocket launcher (only available in the PC version). Seats 3

When I took the blue teams flag, I jumped into a warthog and drove back to my base.

by Nick June 13, 2004

old warthog

Ref: Literary. "Revelation" by Flanner O' Connor.

The insultingest insult ever!

"Go back to hell where you came from, you old warthog."

by SeaBat June 12, 2006

warthog rectum

A girl that is so ugly you can't stand to look at her.

Damn, that girl was a total warthog rectum!

by naynay99 July 27, 2010

warthog

A shameless male caucasian who drinks heavily, displays racist tendencies and engages in anti-social behaviour. The male in question may also closely resemble a warthog or a pig and provoke a natural repulsion and or hatred from the general female population.

That man is such a warthog; he just chundered and fucked a girl in the bushes.

Omg that warthog just sexually abused a girl while she was sleeping.

by ya boy. June 11, 2009