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Wadsworth Constant

The Wadsworth constant, first postulated by Redditor Wadsworth, states that one can skip the first thirty percent of most videos while still maintaining the integrity of the content.

The constant itself is indicated by the lower case Greek letter Xi (ξ).
By applying the Wadsworth Constant to the above text, we find that it is shortened to a much more readable version.

"One can skip the first thirty percent of most videos while still maintaining the integrity of the content."
by IamIvan October 2, 2011
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Wandsworth

Infamous for the central green and leafy Wandsworth Common. Wandsworth is renound for its various buning mandem. Wandsworth unlike other more materialistic boroughs such as Dulwich or Clapham, is defined not by the buildings but by the people. Wandsworth is a social arena like no other. Also notorious for the deceased 'Rusts' now the up and coming 'Nisa Local', where are manner of beverages and assortments of snacks can be purchased. Wandsworth is not just a borough its simply a religion. Legend has it that the four founders of Wandsworth ingraved the legendary 'W' in to each others shaved heads. The heart of Wandsworth lives on, strong, protected by various chosen Deciples none more renound than that of a young boy who burdened the responsibility of his borough at a young and tender age, but showed great character and wisdom in guiding the borough through some of the darkest days it has seen. Praise be to Wandsworth
I was strolling leisurely through Wandsworth.

I simply love Wandsworth
by the hear of wandsworth e March 25, 2011
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walsworth

noun
1. Person: A blowjob given by a highly skilled and practiced individual that is drawn-out and agonizing.
2. Action: An act of fellatio that offers release but continues to drag out the process resulting in one gigantic, furious climax.
3. Slang: vulgar, ghetto- when a bitch get u to da point wer u finna get dat nut of but den it change up and u can't getcho nut of butt it hurt fucking good #bluballz #yolo
1. Last night my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob that felt so good but then she changed it into a walsworth. It took me an hour to get off.
2.a I came for five minutes at the end of that walsworth.

2.b There was so much cum after that walsworth it came out my girlfriend's nose.
3. ima finna slap da shit out muh hoe fore gimmia walsworth i dun drop a bluball in dat hoe mouth
by H.P._AKBAR March 10, 2013
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richard wadsworth

An elongated version of dick-wad. Sounds fancy and can go by unnoticed if you don't want others to know.
-Who called?
-(Referring to an ex) Richard Wadsworth.
by Nanashikage October 20, 2011
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Fuckey Farmsworth

n. Someone who cuts you off or does something stupid in traffic, nearly causing an accident (fatal or minor) and endangering themself and/or others including you. Fuckey can be substituted with Buckey
Nice signal, Fuckey Farmsworth...
Where did you get your license, Fuckey Farmsworth?
Are you trying to get everyone killed Fuckey Farmsworth?
Reckless Driver, bad driver, dumb ass, moron, idiot , dumb fuck, crazy stupid bastard...
by THE_SOLIDBIGBOSS April 5, 2017
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jerious wadsworth

Is a being among all, with a massive cock, he’s above all, his cock is so juicy and fat that it leaks 19 gallons of sperm’ a minute, all in all jerious wadsworth is a segs god who can be gay at times,

He also analy fist people time to time…
by Quandary dinhole July 26, 2022
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Wadsworth Ohio

Wadsworth Ohio is a small piece of shit town in Northeastern Ohio. There is, quite literally, nothing to do here. There's a Wal-Mart and a library. That's it.
Taylor: I just moved to Wadsworth Ohio.
Bob: Oh, I'm sorry. that sucks for you.
by Sometimesimawesome March 22, 2011
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