drinks from the warm tap

Derogatory expression for one who is homosexual

Yeah, he drinks from the warm tap...

by Olddog2007 October 1, 2007

warm the cuckolds of one's heart

A malapropism of the cliche "warm the cockles of one's heart" that simply means give one a comforting feeling of pleasure or contentment. Unlike the cliche, the malapropism suggests the heart to be something populated by cuckolds; the heart already cheats and is cheated by whatever it commits to; all the same there is pleasure or contentment in this.

Strumpets who throw bricks through our windows after we break it off with them warm the cuckolds of one's heart. It shows that they cared enough to be crazy.

by inglosolunbe September 30, 2013

Warm Turtle-Tank

The smell of a woman's aroused vagina.

Todd:"last night, Vanessa's Warm Turtle-Tank made me gag."

by stonedcuddles March 20, 2017

Warm the Bed

The act of farting in bed in order to provide a more inviting environment for one's partner.

Please warm the bed for me baby. Did you have nachos for lunch?

by Dark Chocolate V2 June 19, 2011

warm towel treatment

This is the act of using a warm towel to clean you partners genitals after sex. This is especially nice when you don’t even need to ask for it. It shouldn’t replace a shower but sometimes it does ;)

you’ve gotta get a warm towel treatment from ya girl if you wanna be livin.

by Vladimir Poopin February 9, 2019

He drinks from the warm tap.

Homosexual male.

I think he is a bit of an ass rodent,yes He drinks from the warm tap.

by The tractor whisperer July 13, 2016

warm tea

another term for semen

Ohh, I sure could use a second serving of some of your warm tea

by ouknoga December 21, 2010