A sudden freezing up of the body, losing control of muscles and movement. Characterized by fits of giggling or intense feelings to hit the closest person. Caused by playing close Halo 2 games, party games, or any other form violent entertainment. Symptons are extremly dangerous, please consult a physician after experiencing.
Roy was 2 seconds away from winning the game, when he wargasmed causing him to lose all resperitory and muscle control, resulting in him dieing, therfore losing the game.
by Juan Haney March 13, 2006
When someone is playing a war game and they get so excited they have a wargasm because of the action in war.
by YoungDT January 06, 2010
a climax reached by stay-at-home, no-life Call of Duty or Halo players whenever they do something interesting in game, esp. at a party.
May involve orgasmic-like screaming.
May involve orgasmic-like screaming.
Person 1: Hey man, you see that guy playing xbox?
Person 2: Yeah, man. He must've won a match. He's having a serious wargasm
Person 2: Yeah, man. He must've won a match. He's having a serious wargasm
by zomgitsurmom November 30, 2009
Wargasm... The result of not having intercourse for months at at time; while deployed to war; and then finally returning home and having amazing, hard stress relieving (quick) sex.
Jordan: "man that 9 month deployment to the Stan was rough!"
Zach: "yeah? what was the worst part?"
Jordan: "To be honest probabley not having sex... But dont worry I took care of that last night... Destroyed Mary Jane Rotten Crotch "
Zach: "That good huh?"
Jordan: "Yeah it was quick... But I had a real good Wargasm, don't think she'll be walking for a while!"
Zach: "yeah? what was the worst part?"
Jordan: "To be honest probabley not having sex... But dont worry I took care of that last night... Destroyed Mary Jane Rotten Crotch "
Zach: "That good huh?"
Jordan: "Yeah it was quick... But I had a real good Wargasm, don't think she'll be walking for a while!"
by Sapper Daddy1 January 12, 2013
The feeling of testostrone mixing with sadism and a mental orgasm, generally does not leave lovestains in your jeans.
This can happen when holding a wicked sword built for actual use, caressing a bitchin' gun, or any weapon for that matter.
It can happen after oblitorating a target/enemy with a vicious attack that completely rocks the room.
You may have a wargasm after witnessing sheer badass combat, such as watching 300, the best of UFC, ect.
On another note, a wargasm also occurs during these things if said thing lasts long enough for the body to fully process and fully grip HOW MUCH FUCKING DAMAGE THAT SORRY BASTARD JUST TOOK!!! (Veins popping out of temples with relish and emphasis)
This can happen when holding a wicked sword built for actual use, caressing a bitchin' gun, or any weapon for that matter.
It can happen after oblitorating a target/enemy with a vicious attack that completely rocks the room.
You may have a wargasm after witnessing sheer badass combat, such as watching 300, the best of UFC, ect.
On another note, a wargasm also occurs during these things if said thing lasts long enough for the body to fully process and fully grip HOW MUCH FUCKING DAMAGE THAT SORRY BASTARD JUST TOOK!!! (Veins popping out of temples with relish and emphasis)
-I think I just had a Wargasm and it was beautiful.
-"I think im about to have a Wargasm, someone get a mop and bucket!" (WHOOOSH!!!) "HAAaaaa...." *twitch, twitch*
-This sword just gave me a woody, and then I had a Wargasm, its as Wargasmic as that paintball gun I saw last night...
-DUUUDE!!! THAT POINT BLANK SHOTGUN TO THE MOUTH OUT OF NOWHERE JUST GAVE ME A WARGASM!!! FUCK THAT WAS NICE!
-300 gives me multiple Wargasms, that guy is a fuckin badass, it redefined warrior for me!
-Did you see that fight last night? It was Wargasmic!
-WAAAAA!! HAAA! DID YOU!?! AAAAAAH! I THINK IM GONNA...(falls down convulsing as wet spot appears near crotch.)
-"I think im about to have a Wargasm, someone get a mop and bucket!" (WHOOOSH!!!) "HAAaaaa...." *twitch, twitch*
-This sword just gave me a woody, and then I had a Wargasm, its as Wargasmic as that paintball gun I saw last night...
-DUUUDE!!! THAT POINT BLANK SHOTGUN TO THE MOUTH OUT OF NOWHERE JUST GAVE ME A WARGASM!!! FUCK THAT WAS NICE!
-300 gives me multiple Wargasms, that guy is a fuckin badass, it redefined warrior for me!
-Did you see that fight last night? It was Wargasmic!
-WAAAAA!! HAAA! DID YOU!?! AAAAAAH! I THINK IM GONNA...(falls down convulsing as wet spot appears near crotch.)
by Source: Brennan Cox, June 12, 2007
adj. of or relating to wargasm. >able to achieve wargasm.
- DERIVATIVES wargasmically adv. wargastic adj. wargastically. adv.
- DERIVATIVES wargasmically adv. wargastic adj. wargastically. adv.
by Dick Splash March 01, 2005
An orgasm achieved from coitus with the carcasses of enemies which one has slaughtered. Frequently experienced by the protagonists of songs by the American death metal band Cannibal Corpse.
by CrotchCarver February 08, 2009