Wallpapering

If a girl tells a guy a bit too late that she doesn't want to receive his special juices, he may have no choice but to ejaculate on the nearest wall. Bonus points for hanging a poster using the sticky stuff on said wall.

College guy 1: Great Pulp Fiction poster man!
College Guy 2: Thanks. Your Mom and I were wallpapering last night. She was so good we also stuck my Animal House poster to the other wall.

by First time wallpaperer December 9, 2008

wallpapering the kitchen

vb. coll. slang for masturbation, often aided by William Hague speech CDs.

I'm off to read for a bit and then i might wallpaper the kitchen.

by Olly February 27, 2004