i walked to burger king

I WALKED TO BURGER KING THEN I WALKED BACK HOME FROM BURGER KING:) one of the most pogger songs out there, right by Never gonna.

I walked to Burger King. Then I walked back home from Burger King. Usually used as a defense in intense or important political debate or discussion. The lyrics are truly life changing.

by The stickbug November 22, 2020

Switched to porn when my mom walked in

A joke often used in the YouTube comments section, in which someone says "I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain."
People who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it's been plastered all over YouTube thousands of times. Someone who says this is often referred to as a faggot.

Person A: "Lol, this video is so weird I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain!"
Person B: "This joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. I imagine even the dumbass that came up with the joke is weeping right now."

by Cleffroski January 25, 2015

the walkmen

Exquisit underground band which contain five members who play mellow toned beats, sing with depth, and meaningful lyrics.

No one I know knows of The Walkmen, and that makes them even more kick ass.

by Bianca August 5, 2004

walked

Losing a considerable lead in a footrace as a result of being slower than an opponent.

Commonly seen in football when a slower back breaks into the open for an apparent touchdown, only to be caught up to and tackled by a speedier defensive back. Also seen in later legs of track relays.

"I can't BELIEVE you just got walked; you had a 20 yard head start! You're so slow!"

by reggiew August 4, 2008

chalked it n' walked it

For one to come out with a great one liner and end it on a high note.

Dalip said something halarious and followed up with something not as funny.
Jimmy: 'Dalip you should have chalked it n' walked it'

by munnz July 12, 2016

walked off

when you have a boner in a bathtub that is above the water level and a fly lands on it. then you take the wings so it just walks around your weiner until you erupt.

ralph says, "hey, gerky, have you ever been walked off?"

(in creepy raspy southerm accent)

by P. Shivers July 3, 2008

Molly walked

Getting absolutely destroyed/ destroying something/ someone in a fight often with one punch.

Some girl tried to fight me, so I molly walked her.

by quietboyinthebak March 1, 2021