walgreen's

a handjob. As Walgreen's is to Duane Reade, so the handjob is to intercourse.

I thought we were gonna fuck but neither of us had any latex so I just wound up checking the oil and getting a Walgreen's.

by Mitt Flack December 17, 2007

Walgreen’s Reject

When even Walgreen’s won’t allow you to come into the store.

It’s not easy living your life as a Walgreen’s Reject.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 24, 2019

Walgreens Moment

A point in time where the lack of both ambient noise and normal human interaction renders a certain environment unbearable.

"Dude hobby lobby was so fucking bright and quiett that I had a walgreens moment, I had to get the fuck out of there.

by Walt Konas February 20, 2011

walgreens special

Two flu shots back to back.

Thank you for shopping at walgreens. Would you like a coupon for a walgreens special at the pharmacy?

by BappoKilled_theJappos June 11, 2019

So walgreens

When something is kinda shitty, but pretty awesome in its shittiness, like Mentholated Newports.
Also mostly refers to shitty off-brand versions of various things that you can only find at Walgreen's or your local supermarket.
Not to be confused with brandless items, such as orange drank.

Dude, you seriously drink "No Fear"? Shit's SO Walgreens.

by Monosyllabic December 07, 2008

Walgreens Run

Frantically making a trip to Walgreens for Plan B after ejaculation inside of a female then learning she is not on birth control.

" What was that pulsating feeling inside of me?"
"uhhh"
"oh fuck! Let's make a Walgreens run!!"

by Junior76 November 26, 2011

Walgreens Internet

When someone lags so bad on DayZ, you call out their slow internet connection. Also can be substituted with Rite-Aid internet.

Dom: Man oh man I'm desyncing like crazy Bro. Fuck this Game!

Mez: Maaaan. Shut yo Bitch ass up wit yo Walgreens Internet havin-ass!

by ShizaMez August 24, 2022