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Walgreens Moment

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A point in time where the lack of both ambient noise and normal human interaction renders a certain environment unbearable.
"Dude hobby lobby was so fucking bright and quiett that I had a walgreens moment, I had to get the fuck out of there.
by Walt Konas March 7, 2011
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Thank you for shopping at walgreens. Would you like a coupon for a walgreens special at the pharmacy?
by BappoKilled_theJappos June 11, 2019
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Walgreens Run

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Frantically making a trip to Walgreens for Plan B after ejaculation inside of a female then learning she is not on birth control.
" What was that pulsating feeling inside of me?"
"uhhh"
"oh fuck! Let's make a Walgreens run!!"
by Junior76 November 26, 2011
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Walgreens Internet

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When someone lags so bad on DayZ, you call out their slow internet connection. Also can be substituted with Rite-Aid internet.
Dom: Man oh man I'm desyncing like crazy Bro. Fuck this Game!

Mez: Maaaan. Shut yo Bitch ass up wit yo Walgreens Internet havin-ass!
by ShizaMez August 23, 2022
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Walgreens World

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Can be used to sarcastically describe a situation that could never be, pertaining to your situation.

Ex. Sarcastically belittling a cop by saying that a Walgreens World would still abide by the entrapment law. But thats a Walgreens World. Then accepting your ticket, and allowing the little black and white piggy to go about his/her power hugry, quota filling ways.

A Walgreens world is where cops don't like to fill quotas.
A Walgreens world is where Scantrons cheat themselves.
A Walgreens world is where politicians are for the people.
A Walgreens world is where racism is frowned upon as well I the idea of religion.
by Ideology June 10, 2011
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So walgreens

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When something is kinda shitty, but pretty awesome in its shittiness, like Mentholated Newports.
Also mostly refers to shitty off-brand versions of various things that you can only find at Walgreen's or your local supermarket.
Not to be confused with brandless items, such as orange drank.
Dude, you seriously drink "No Fear"? Shit's SO Walgreens.
by Monosyllabic December 17, 2008
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Dear Walgreens

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A website created for people who have observed strange happenings at the drugstore chain Walgreens, and feel the need to alert management (in the snarkiest and rudest way possible) as to the situation.
Dear Walgreens: I think it’s racist that you segregate your hair products based on if they were made for black hair or for everybody else’s.
by thehousegirlfriend July 9, 2011
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