Waldo

A mysterious man that vanishes into the abyss only to be found in childens book. These book have cause millions of suicides.

Where the fuck is Waldo?

by Waldus Maximus February 22, 2004

wakado y bakado

is another way of saying wake and bake . it originated in new milford nj .

often used when wake and bake cannot be said around other people .

wake and bake is when someone smokes a quantity of marijuana early in the morning ,or whenever they wake up and stays high throughout the day.

its has a spanish connotation but does not come from the spanish language

Anthony "yo did u wake up yet "

Jones"yea yo come thru to my crib "

Anthony " lets wakado y bakado "

Jones "ight kidd ill get the bud"

by joniornanoitsuptoyou July 23, 2009

Pulling a Waldo

The act of disappearing during a critical task, undertaken by a group of friends.

Instead of pulling a Waldo last night on me, I could have really used your help.

by Naterade33 July 16, 2015

wagadoogy

to do something and do it amazingly
tiktok’s new term for slayyyy

kyle asks: “how did you do on your assignment?”
anya, smartest person in the WORLD: “oh it was so wagadoogy, i got an A+ on the econ paper”

by just1nb3ab3rs1mp December 14, 2022

chocolate waldo

1. sexual act usually performed in public crowds during which a male is performing loud anal sex on a female and smashes her on the side of the face with a chocolate bar. when she recovers and turns around, he has disappeared into the masses.

Girl: Owww! What? What just happened? Where did you go?
Pedestrian 1: Is that a Crunch Bar?
Pedestrian 2: Dude, I think that girl just got a Chocolate Waldo!
Steve: Nice.

by Z-Jizzle June 10, 2008

waldoing around

When a drunk person wanders off and can't be found.

"hey have you seen jim? the kids a mess i'm worried about him"
"nah man, he's waldoing around"

by r_egs November 7, 2007

Waldo

One of the greatest masters of hide n' seek, rivaled only by Carmen Sandiego, Osama Bin Laden, and the TV Remote.

How does he do it? Witchcraft.

P1: Where's Waldo?
p2: Who cares.... Hey! I found the remote!

by WhereisWAlDO April 16, 2010