An italian man who loves eating pizza and pasta but hates foreigners and ethnic minorities. He’s often called fat but he’s not really fat. He also has a fetish for Nazis.
by thomas hat and yeah March 30, 2022
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by Frxnf May 01, 2020
Johanna Wagstaff is a weird woman who loves to grind with tectonic plates. You can usually see her in Vancouver trying to create an earth-quake by grinding with the sand causing quicksand.
today I saw on the news that johanna wagstaff had finally caused the mega-thrust earthquake in Vancouver by grinding as hard as she could with the tectonic plates. the reporter asked johanna how it started she said "the connection I feel with the tectonic plates is stronger than extreme weather and climate change #science valentines so I fucked them and fuck all the people who say otherwise because my goal has finally come true". after that she was arrested
by Soggy jane April 16, 2018