Waffles 

Used to refer to sexual intercourse in a discreet manner.
Can be substituted by "French toast" to refer to sex with a person of French desent. "German pancakes", "Belgian Waffles", ect.

Person 1: Dude did you get some waffles last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, best waffles I've ever had.

Waffles by anacondasupernova December 28, 2009

Waffles 

A word that can be used as a response to any question.

"What is the capitol of Bulgaria?"
"Waffles!"

Waffles by Saint Lukeh July 16, 2008

waffles 

a bastardization of roofles, which is a bastardization of rofl, which means rolling on floor laughing

yar har har, keke. the waffles taste good with those keekleberries.

or

Not knowing what a zerg rush is made me waffles

waffles by jesus December 7, 2003

Waffles 

The best breakfast ever invented.

Aren't waffles great??
YEAH...they're the best breakfast ever invented!!!!

Waffles by oavasjf June 9, 2009

Waffles 

A thermal tee/long sleeve tee in which its stiching forms the look of what you see on a square-waffle. There's also the expression Syrupin' the Waffles which ties into it.

Mr. Crashands was wearing his Waffles today due to the fact it was snowing outside. He was also attempting to keep his penis as not-small as possible.

Waffles by JorBaLLantine November 24, 2006

waffles 

Waffles is another word used instead of rofl. beacuse one day me and my mate where chatin and he said rofl and i thought he said waffles so i was like mate waffles and he was like what i was like mate its so the new word,

The point is it means What a funny fucking load of extra shit (waffles for short)

Mate you have a tiny penius, mate waffles!

waffles by Waffles Inventor September 26, 2010

Waffles 

Can be used as a weird yet cute nickname for a s/o.

I love you, waffles. 💜

Waffles by I eat shampoo December 28, 2019