waffles

waffles are a treat fit for a king!

I'm a fat lazy king....now im hungry slave fetch me some waffles.

or

(mouth full of food) oh my god this shit is good!

by yum yum eadumup good August 3, 2008

waffles

John Kerry. From the 1st google result for the search of "Waffles".

Waffles has another debate with GWB today.

by Xshare May 26, 2004

waffles

suburban rich kid slang for weeed. often used in conjunction with "syrup" for alchohol. part of a balanced breakfast.

yo brah, u got waffles?
yeah man, lets bake some waffles!

holy shit man i got so waffled up last night. we waffled with syrup and then i got run over by a car cuz i didnt know where the fuck i was!

by ltrain47 June 30, 2008

waffles

to have sex with one in the shower.

Jenny and Casey made waffles in the shower at the party last night.

by mackanzie January 10, 2008

waffles

A mans food, very delcious, But one fruits are added it become unisex

alright guys i gotta go, Gonna go shave and have some waffles.

pfft, Trying to show off you manliness?
Hah that fag probably Puts fruits on them!

by roflwaffle175 December 29, 2007

waffles

Used to describe the mixed signals you might receive early on in the dating process.

"I called Tim last night, but as usual he served me a big plate of waffles."
"Tow him."

by pea November 2, 2005

waffles

something that everyone in Windsor Ontario fucks.

"Fuck my waffles, bitch!"

by skiskimofo July 18, 2006