fair wankum

a genuine or legitimate wanker

that blokes fair wankum

by rockshox August 7, 2006

count wackula

A person who wacks off frequently every day with or without porn,even at other peoples homes and in public places.

guy#1:I got caught wackin it in the home depot bathroom Again
guy#2:Dude!!,Gross,You're such a Count Wackula

by DrPepper93 September 6, 2008

Tackus Wackus

This person is fucking gay or annoying. Everybody dislikes a tackus wackus. It can be referred to a person as a funny word aswell.

I was in a call with my friend Hippo. He is kind of a tackus wackus.

by Asyc April 26, 2019

Wankumentary

A TV programme, intended for educational or female/male health purposes, that shows (mainly female) people naked/semi naked.

Man 1 : "Did you watch that wankumentary last night? It was a programme about how women should check their breasts for lumps"

Man 2 : "Errr....no"

by MillsyKafer March 22, 2009

wackamonious

Containing, pertaining to, or arising from an exorbitant amount of wackness.

My dear Wilhelm, hark and halt thy wackamonious behavior. Thou art not a noble provacateur, but an egregious gadfly upon this otherwise jubilant rager.

by fully_opal_offal October 3, 2019

Wackamole

One of the subgames in Samba De Amigo on the Dreamcast, where you have to whack moles on the head as they pop out of holes... like at the fayre.

1,2,3.. Whack-a-mole!

by Flux January 11, 2004

wackurate

being 100% accurate on the instance being wack.

I was wackurate about the extra curricular activities of that slore at work. She got with everyone.

by eddievedderismulordandsavior December 20, 2009