An annoying trumpet-like instrument played by fans, mainly in African countries, in football matches. They may be banned from Fifa for the 2010 Fifa World Cup in South Africa.
Fan #1: Did you hear the fans go crazy when South Africa scored the goal yesterday?
Fan #2: No! I had to put my television on mute because of those damn vuvuzelas!
Fan #2: No! I had to put my television on mute because of those damn vuvuzelas!
by Soccer Fan September 8, 2009
Charming traditional instrument that plays the music of love. Its lilting melodies are hypnotic and calming. Friends become lovers to the irresistible strains of "Who Let the Dogs Out" played on this instrument of romance.
Ah, love! When I heard the gentle strains SSSSSSKKKKKKKKRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I knew he was coming to seduce me with his vuvuzela and knew I would surrender
by BrazenlyLiberal June 17, 2010
Johnny: Let's turn on the 2010 World Cup!
Sally: No!! I CAN'T HANDLE THE SOUND OF THE VUVUZELAS ANYMORE!!!
Sally: No!! I CAN'T HANDLE THE SOUND OF THE VUVUZELAS ANYMORE!!!
by NOMOREVUVUZELAS July 2, 2010
producer of the most annoying sound in the world.
Also, slang for vagina. Given how annoying the sound of a vuvuzela is, it is usually used for a skanky vagina.
Also, slang for vagina. Given how annoying the sound of a vuvuzela is, it is usually used for a skanky vagina.
1.
Joe: Hey, bro, you wanna hear the most annoying sound ever? *plays vuvuzela*
Bob: Dude, stop it! That's so irritating it's actually painful!
2.
Joe: So I was thinking about banging that Ashley chick.
Bob: Oh dude, no, she has a vuvuzela. Like big time.
Joe: Shit, really? Thanks, bro.
Joe: Hey, bro, you wanna hear the most annoying sound ever? *plays vuvuzela*
Bob: Dude, stop it! That's so irritating it's actually painful!
2.
Joe: So I was thinking about banging that Ashley chick.
Bob: Oh dude, no, she has a vuvuzela. Like big time.
Joe: Shit, really? Thanks, bro.
by Deirdre Nightshade June 19, 2010
by blow my horn June 14, 2010
Mono-toned South African plastic trumpet produced in large amounts for wannabe musicians who wish to annoy and/or deafen those around them, usually at soccer matches but recently anywhere it can be carried, thus everywhere...
by Anny-k August 26, 2010
a wonderful fun hornlike thing that blows noises that foreigners hate!(mostly south Africans love it)
by Africa4life June 18, 2010