david vonderhaar

Bald guy who is responsible for call of duty multiplayer. He causes lag issues and trolls players on multiplayer. Sometimes he will go as far to trolling zombie players

David Vonderhaar! You made me lag out Vondy!!!

by Pot_Natrick May 11, 2016

Vonnegut

Kurt Vonnegut, best-selling author of the book Slaughterhouse-Five and other memorables like Slapstick. Writes about death and war.

"I want to time travel like Billy Pilgrim in Vonnegut's novel."

"Shit man, you're a freak."

by Naomi July 4, 2006

Aajonus Vonderplanitz

The raddest fucking dude alive, even radder than Van Wilder; ate rotten meat on Ripley's Believe It or Not; bit into raw chicken on The Doctors; raw foodist of over 30 years based in Southern California; alternative health practitioner, iridolgist, health counselor, author of We Want To Live: The Primal Diet and The Recipe For Living Without Disease; has survived numerous attempts on his life due to the risk his information poses to the pharmaceutical and food industries.

Me: Hey, dude. Did you meet Chuck Norris's brother?

You: No, dude. Where is he?

Me: He's the raddest fucking dude alive over there in the corner eating the big jar of decades old, rainbow-colored rotten organ meat soup. His name's Aajonus Vonderplanitz.

You: Duuuuudee, that's Chuck Norris's brother!

Me: Damn right. sssstsmn.

by the coolest mofo yes I am April 27, 2011

Kurt Vonnegut

Kurt Vonnegut is an author. He looks like this:

Kurt Vonnegut is a human. There are 6.5 billion humans on Earth, which is the third planet from it's sun.

by Kilgore Trout November 11, 2007

Vennera

A bad ass Mafioso family typically located in New York. Generally looking very sweet, looks may and can be deceiving. Watch out.

"Dude, don't fuck with her she's a Vennera"

by vennera06 October 17, 2008

Kurt Vonnegut

A literary genius for whom I would go gay for. The best human being to ever grace this universe.

I would become a fabulous homosexual for Kurt Vonnegut.

by Frothy Walrus March 13, 2010

david vonderhaar

The Worlds biggest asshole in the call of duty community who fucks people over with shitty supply drops and likes to steal peoples money. He deserves the title of the biggest jew on earth

Eli spend $40 on supply drops and got no new weapons becuase David Vonderhaar is an assbeard pizza.

by King Boo 32 June 17, 2016