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Voldemorting 

In online discourse, "voldemorting" is the act trying to undermine or diminish a well known but "problematic" public figure by refusing to use their name, or straight up pretending they they don't exist.
"I love those Harry Potter books, it's a mystery how they exist despite not needing to have been written by an actual person."
"Wait, are you actually Voldemorting J K Rowling?"
Voldemorting by HoopOfGoob August 18, 2022

voldemortization 

the process in which doppelgangers begin to look less like you and more like you traded beauty secrets with tom riddle.
voldemortization seen in Doctor Who season 6 episode 5
voldemortization by ohhey4 September 23, 2011

Voldermorting 

The sexual art of pulling out just before you ejaculate, and blowing your load* all over her chest, screaming AVADA KEDAVRA! If you are agile enough to fuck whilst standing up, she may fling herself backwards and die. Bonus points if she receives a legitimate injury.

*Works best with green cum.
We thought our sex life was getting boring, so we decided to take up Voldermorting. She broke three ribs the other day, I'm well chuffed!!

voldemortsnostrilhairs 

@voldemortsnostrilhairs is a very hot lesbian girl who believes in Jesus and ships wolfstars and has a real human being crush
@voldemortsnostrilhairs is too sexy to have more than 5 friends