swing voter

People who have neither partisan nor ideological conviction at any detectible level. Most often found in the suburbs, these voters are often swayed by emotional appeals rather than philosophical, moral, or logical arguments. As such, these voters are emotionally torn pulled the two parties – they want to vote Republican as they live what they believe to be the capitalist dream of a comfortable, two-income, and sterile life in the ‘burbs (with the perception of being inoculated from those sticky urban social issues), at the same time they want to vote Democrat to assuage their guilt of their own mindless and unconscious lifestyle (such as talking racial tolerance but living in a racially homogeneous community, expressing horror at things like outsourcing jobs while drawing a paycheck from a company that does it every day, driving gas-guzzling SUVs while claiming their concern for the environment, and outwardly claiming support for their neighborhood public school systems while sending their own kids to private school). Often claiming to be independent, they criticize partisans on both sides for being closed-minded while believing there is nobility in their own indecision.

More and more people are swing voters and we wonder why no one votes (hint: if you don’t have the stones to decide where you stand, then either candidate, or even a non-vote, will do)

by workinglate February 8, 2007

Sharth Vader

The leader of the Poo Empire. He's mostly a robot poo since he was burned to the poo crust on some weird fucking magma planet. However, like most hardened poo he has a soft and warm place inside for his son Poot Skywanker.

That Sharth Vader is one evil mother fucker. He breathes heavy and his breath smell like shit. Did you see when that giant wookie Poobacca got stuck to Sharth Vader like a giant dingleberry?

by shartilingus October 4, 2011

Trump Voter

1) Another word for dumb, stupid or having low intelligence.

Example:

John: Man your brother is such a Trump Voter!

Cindy: I know, my mom must have dropped him on his head as a baby!

2) Someone who is easily manipulated and or tricked with very little effort.

Example:

Trump: I will repeal Obamacare in my first 100 days!

Voter 1: Yeah but what will you replace it with?

Trump: The greatest plan ever, I'm not going to tell you my plan because why would you do that? Why would you clue in the diseases of the world to what our plan of attack is? It will be great, so great. The BEST!

Voter 1: Yeah but you didn't give any details....

Voter 2: He gave a lot of details he said it would be great and the best!

"Fat, drunk and a Trump Voter is no way to go through life, son"

by Kevin772011 November 11, 2016

darth vader grilled cheese

Grilled cheese that is burnt black on one side only, as in "it had a dark side."

I asked her for lightly toasted but I ended up with Darth Vader grilled cheese.

by heavysleeves September 5, 2006

darth vader

Anakin Skywalker's alter ego. Kills his wife, cuts off his son's hand, injects his daughter with galactic heroin, and throws his boss into a reactor trench.
Also killed countless random henchmen.

I wish he was MY dad.

by bigtones October 5, 2004

Vader Pussy

When a woman's genitals are particularly grotesque and comparable to how Darth Vader's face appeared after he removed his mask in Return of the Jedi.

Coined on the Nerdist Podcast #54 by Chris Hardwick.

She had a body like Princess Leia, but she's got that Vader Pussy.

She's got that Vader Pussy.
What do you mean?
It's my father.
- Kevin Smith on the subject of Vader Pussy.

by Tarr'Lorre February 22, 2011

Bush voter

1. One who disregards facts, especially Christians. One who believes everything the Republicans say.
2. A person who thought Kerry was too ugly to be President
3. A person who feels that chaning presidents in the middle of a war is a bad idea.
4. An idiot

Cletus wouldn't accept my argument that the world was round, I didn't expect anything more, though, from a Bush voter.

by Chris72 December 6, 2006