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Vodopivec

A Slovenian surname, literally meaning Water-drinker. Normally a very cool guy, snowboarder, Top gun movie fan, resident of capital city and faggot in disguise.

Things Vodopivec does:
- play innocent
- break his/her leg week before ski vacation
- have fetish for Patrick Swayze, Chuck Norris and Jure
- smoke
- receive buttfuck

Things Vodopivec doesn't do:
- have a lot of sex
- watch football
- use his tongue
- have sexual intercourse with other male friends beside his roommates
We already made hotel reservation in Alpe d'Huez, but he vodopiveced. When she was down on me, she was vodopivecing. No, I haven't have sex since 2007, I am vodopivec.
by Samostrel Esmat May 8, 2009
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vlookup

1. Upon gaining a momentary upskirt view, whether intentional or accidental, discovering an absence of panties, thus glimpsing an unobstructed view of her cooch. Could be good or bad.

2. An inferior worksheet function in Microsoft Excel. Often found in a spreadshit.
Phil: Shit, my phone's down to just 5 percent battery! What I gonna do bruh?!

LC: Easy! There's plenty of spare sockets under Mary's desk. Crawl under there and plug it in.

Phil: You mean 'Hairy Mary'?!?! No way bruh! It's a hot day and she's wearing a skirt. I ain't risking no accidental vlookup!
by XLedge June 7, 2016
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Voodoo Herps

1.Noun: Voodoo Herps
Basically a Herps* that's trying to do witchcraft, voodoo, brujeria, ect.

*Noun: Herps
An insane female with herpes and is obsessed with an ex. Usually under the influence of drugs and alcohol. Also does witchcraft on friends without their knowledge. Avoid a herps at all costs. Will most likely be found in goth clubs.

2.Noun: Voodoo Herps
Something you put all blame on when something unfortunate happen.
Examples:

1.Noun:

Looks like voodoo herps is doing her brujeria on her friends again.

2.Noun:

*Spills drink on table*
Fucking voodoo herps!
by Skull5 April 16, 2019
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Vladorade

A mixed drink combining Vladimir vodka and the Gatorade of your choosing. Simple instructions: Drink the Gatorade down the the rim about 3/4 of the way down the bottle and then fill it back up with Vlad. Perfect for getting quickly smashed while staying hydrated at the same time.

Not really. Do not rely on this drink to fend off a hangover by staying hydrated. In fact, the hangover will be epic. But the quickly smashed part is definitely true.

Hello college.
Man, I had three Vladorades last night and shit hit the fan. I blacked out by 11 and woke up at 3 in the afternoon on my floor next to a fully cooked ham. We never had a ham, let alone the capacity to cook one.
by Pittsburgh 13 February 22, 2011
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Voodoo Tiki Tequila

Voodoo Tiki Tequila. An Ultra-Premium, 100% Blue Agave Tequila. Hand-blown, hand signed and numbered bottles. Created in 2000, but not sold in US until August 2006.
Voodoo Tiki Tequila has been seen on several TV shows including: "Two and a Half Men," "How I Met Your Mother," and "Girlfriends"
by TequilaLover January 5, 2009
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myspace voodoo

Coined by half of the popular radio duo "Opie and Anthony," Greg "Opie" Hughes considers Myspace voodoo the art of a large or unattractive woman disguising herself with clever camera tricks in order to appear seductive, skinnier, or more aesthetically appealing in some way.
I met that girl the other day, but let me tell you, that was some serious Myspace Voodoo going on.
by thefirebuilds January 3, 2008
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Goran Vodopivec

Goran is a man of his word. What he says is true. Maybe you stumbled on some scientific article online and you tried to tell him that you are correct...NO! He will yell aggressively at you and try to attack you with his big legs because no scientist is more clever than the goddess himself Goran Vodpivec. His name literally means "mountain-n drinking water". He will try to play the projection on the board but most of time it wont work and he will rage and break the computer mouse. He tried many times to teach but at the end he just talks about some"parmagiano cheese" and how you can die in space. Nonetheless we all hate him together and live in peace and harmony.
Goran Vodopivec: Stfu noobs you dont know shit!
Classmate: Respectful teacher Vodpivec, i believe earth is flat.
Goran: *ultimate rage* Wtf you useless scam i will crush you! *breaks mouse because he thinks it doesnt work but actually its just not plugged in*
by Mona69Sex February 2, 2019
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