go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

when someone wants to kill you but cant due to it being against the law, so they make you suffer the most they can

person 1: i think that PBS Kids isnt that good--

person 2: go commit eat tortilla chip vertically

by life is pain enjoyer January 26, 2023

Vertical video syndrome

An affliction of those that record video using an upright mobile phone - as if taking a portrait photograph. My left eye is not in the centre of my forehead, my right eye is not on the tip of my nose.

This evening, I will rotate my TV by 90 degrees to enjoy the YouTube spectacle of Jimmy Somerville spontaneously joining a busker who happened to be singing Hometown Boy recorded by someone with vertical video syndrome.

by PedantPedantPedant November 6, 2013

Vertigone

"The call of the void" used to describe the instinctive urge to jump from high places

Standing at the top of the empire building i felt an over whelming feeling of vertigone, but i would never act on it because i don't want to die

by coolio959 January 20, 2015

Verizon Assclowns

People that work for Verizon that can't comprehend it is impossible to call them with a MIFI hotspot. You would get more help from muggers.

The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.

by Jim Biggins November 6, 2012

Verticality

Gregg Berhalter’s American Soccer System which will tactically revolutionize the US Mens National Team in CONCACAF.

“What is verticality?”
“I don’t know, but Paul Arriola brings it”

by Calashuayi October 9, 2021

Lil Uzi Vert

A savage ass up-and-coming rapper from Philadelphia who's hair is just like most black male GTA Online characters'. This nigga reads Scott Pilgrim, listens to Metallica, Marilyn Manson, and Korn. In his music video "Money Longer", he dresses like that boul from Yo Gabba Gabba and saves some jawn that's suppose to be a black version of Ramona Flowers from some kidnappers. This nigga out there but his songs can get you some mad pussy. For real fuck Netflix. If you play his song "Right Now" while you're chillin w/ a bad jawn, she'll immediately bounce on your cock like a fuckin trampoline my nigga. For real this mofuckas responsible for virginities getting lost out here my nigga. There's something about his music that makes bitches thirsty for some dick. Check his shit out.

I played some Lil Uzi Vert the other day when I was wit my side jawn and her pussy juice flooded the whole crib.

by Dr.P.Nis August 10, 2016

Vert der Ferk

The Swedish Chef coined translation of W.T.F., appropriate for incognito cursing around small children, marionettes, puppets or on television. It’s use is frowned upon in IKEA where Swedish vernacular is commonplace.

IKEA: “we’re ert of der meatballs.”
Me: “Vert der Ferk! You think I’m here for furniture?”
IKEA: “gert ert.”

by Bonehead September 7, 2021