verbophobia

fear of language brought on by the War on Te.rror, beginning with abstract nouns and pronouns

There came a knock at the door and when Benny opened the creaking device for entry a booming voice said "Rosebud", filling Benny with hysterical verbophobia and a need to run as fast as his porcine legs would carry him to the nearest bedroom, wherein he dove headfirst under the bed and lay there like Jim Bowie waiting for Santa Ana to jangle in and roust his fearful ass, saying, "Pie alamo?"

by barleycorn March 1, 2021

vermiphobia

the phobia of worms or anything that looks like a worm

I have vermiphobia

by toontool July 25, 2021

Veraphobia

A word Vera uses everytime we actually have a comeback to leave her speechless

Vera: "Stop the veraphobia"
Yuriel: "pfff"

by Lea0000 May 4, 2021

germophobia

The high extreme fear of just some little fucking germs

1. Dude you have such high germophobia stop trying to use the trick of 99.99% germ removal. IT DOESN'T WORK

by This doesnt matter November 23, 2022

vehophobia

The fear of driving and crashing

"I can't get my license because I have vehophobia."

by Ruin Eclipse January 4, 2024