State of being (Bicycling): When someone looks strikingly attractive in a cycling kit (Lycra, helmet, and sunglasses). However, when they are in regular clothing, they are disappointingly normal looking (or worse).
George- "Hey Brett, what's the story with you friend Jennifer on the Cannondale over there?"
Brett- "Easy, Tiger. She's kind of a Velo-hottie."
George- "Really?"
Brett- " Yeah, once the helmet and glasses comes off, she has a receding hairline and a lazy eye".
George- "Oh.....Well, thanks for the hears up."
Brett- "Easy, Tiger. She's kind of a Velo-hottie."
George- "Really?"
Brett- " Yeah, once the helmet and glasses comes off, she has a receding hairline and a lazy eye".
George- "Oh.....Well, thanks for the hears up."
by Lucky_Skunk September 3, 2013
by FredPDX May 12, 2009
by mr.west September 28, 2005
informal•derogatory
noun
A person of deviant sexual behavior. Particularly those that may break the local laws, local norms or my just be highly unusual.
noun
A person of deviant sexual behavior. Particularly those that may break the local laws, local norms or my just be highly unusual.
by slaingod August 30, 2019
The sexual attraction to putting Velo brand nicotine pouch already used by another person under your lip and masturbating while doing it.
Person 1: "Do you have any Velo pouches?"
Person 2: "Just used ones."
Person 1: "Even better, i have a Velo kink"
Person 2: "Just used ones."
Person 1: "Even better, i have a Velo kink"
by Autistick September 2, 2022
The man, the legend with the biggest shlong know to mankind! He’s the real Moby Dick! Let’s not forget to mention his extraordinary skills when it comes to FPS!
by JSmithDollaDolla November 23, 2021
Velo is a friend and family who is always there for you, he will always accompany you in times of trouble and whenever. Velo love is unconditional.
Velo is a person who is always cheerful in any circumstances, he can always cheer you up from being sad and stressed to laughing seeing his cheerful and happy face. Velo always makes us laugh with his silly behavior. He never complains, he is the person with the purest heart we have ever met.
Velo is a person who is always cheerful in any circumstances, he can always cheer you up from being sad and stressed to laughing seeing his cheerful and happy face. Velo always makes us laugh with his silly behavior. He never complains, he is the person with the purest heart we have ever met.
by velo best friend November 25, 2021