velcial

velcial is a username made up by the greatest person of all time

it is split into 3 different sections

vel (fem) - ci (see) - all (all)
basically vel sees it all

girl: velcial influence

velcial: oh wow ahah

girl 2: wow great post velcial
velcial: ahah thXx 😅

by blesata December 13, 2022

velcro gooch

when a male shaves both his testicles and the area between his testicles and anus; as the hair grows out it becomes prickly, and the hair-spikes become entwined with a velcro-like effect.

"Dude i just shaved like four days ago and i've been walkin around with velcro gooch all day."

by David and Colin August 4, 2007

Velcro Kitty

A annoying neurotic housepet that craves affection like a addict craves drugs. If you start petting it, it will expect you to keep stroking it and rubbing it under the chin indefinitely. You push it off you 98 times, it crawls back on you 99 times, purring, rubbing, kneading, licking, drooling, and looking cute. A black bottomless hole of need. It sticks to you and can only be removed with force, a condition known as Cattic Cling. These episodes frequently occur when unsuspecting human target is playing a computer game or reading a book or trying to write. Putting on formal or expensive clothing that shows every single cat hair can also trigger velcro kitty behavior.

My cat has gone all velcro kitty on me and won't leave me alone.

by so42gob4dawn May 7, 2011

german velcro

German Velcro; The Trifecta of intermingling substances e.g MDMA, Speed, Ketamine.

The power of all three substances when consumed concludes in a euphoric and positively triumphant feeling.

J-Dawg - "Hey, dude, why d'you look so god damn happy?"

P-Dawg - "Oh, I've been snorting that German Velcro all night long, guess that's why I'm so high! I feel great!"

"Jeez dude, I gotta try this stuff sometime!"

by MojoLaG March 25, 2017

velcuz

worst sniper to ever exist, talking non sense just to get attention with his cringe forced accent and leech as much as he can, wesker should be the only sniper allowed to use his mic when sniping forsen

Velcuz haHAA

by forsensc2 October 30, 2022

velcro bush

Pubic hair (of a girl) that is so long and curly that it catches your hand in it like Velcro.

Christy: Why won't you move your hand out of my private area?
Ben: I can't, you have a velcro bush!

by SnuffC May 4, 2009

vencheza

A masculine, very large, veinuous blue chode. In reality, it is not blue, it just appears so because of the high density of veins.

"Hey dude, what's with your dick?"
"oh, it's a Vencheza."
"ohhhh"

by your uncle charlie December 26, 2009