An island... where hippie day is every day.
More specifically,
In the middle of the Puget Sound. Main activity is marijuana smoking and hippie dancing in the village green. Other activities of the natives include birdwatching, attending the strawberry festival once a year, celtic dancing, Vashsquatch, Hemp Fest, and the Saturday morning market at the village green.
Vashon inhabitants may be spotted off island once a year. These are privileged individuals. In preparation for one's first venture to the mainland (via ferry), one is lathered in essential oils and wrapped in sea weed found at the shores of Dockton (an inlet in which the natives bathe and gather for special ceremonies).
Everyone on Vashon is either a "free spirit", artist, or is well versed in the art of massage or hypnosis. "The Others" find work on the mainland and are shunned from the native culture.
WARNING: We have many a time sacrificed "The Others"
(not wanting to sacrifice the natives) to the great grizzly who often swims from the mainland to find food. Upon it's arrival to the island, the village children are gathered and given Bumble Bars to soothe their aching souls. Upon receiving our sacred gifts (of human flesh), the Great Bear finds it's way home. Only to return again...
YOU ARE NEVER SAFE even in the safest of places (such as the teepee's and sweat lodges)
Come visit!
More specifically,
In the middle of the Puget Sound. Main activity is marijuana smoking and hippie dancing in the village green. Other activities of the natives include birdwatching, attending the strawberry festival once a year, celtic dancing, Vashsquatch, Hemp Fest, and the Saturday morning market at the village green.
Vashon inhabitants may be spotted off island once a year. These are privileged individuals. In preparation for one's first venture to the mainland (via ferry), one is lathered in essential oils and wrapped in sea weed found at the shores of Dockton (an inlet in which the natives bathe and gather for special ceremonies).
Everyone on Vashon is either a "free spirit", artist, or is well versed in the art of massage or hypnosis. "The Others" find work on the mainland and are shunned from the native culture.
WARNING: We have many a time sacrificed "The Others"
(not wanting to sacrifice the natives) to the great grizzly who often swims from the mainland to find food. Upon it's arrival to the island, the village children are gathered and given Bumble Bars to soothe their aching souls. Upon receiving our sacred gifts (of human flesh), the Great Bear finds it's way home. Only to return again...
YOU ARE NEVER SAFE even in the safest of places (such as the teepee's and sweat lodges)
Come visit!
1)"dude, I was on Vashon last weekend. HELLA GOOEY NECTAR!"
2)"the natives of vashon are watching. always..."
3)"where could we find a fresh crop?" "VASHON DUDE!"
2)"the natives of vashon are watching. always..."
3)"where could we find a fresh crop?" "VASHON DUDE!"
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by Juloanok October 21, 2016
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Robin Hood: Rabbi, you seem to be on the side of good. Will you come and share with us some of your wisdom, some of your council, and perhaps... some of your wine?
Merry Men snicker
Rabbi Tuckman: Wisdom and council, that's easy. But this is sacrimental wine! It's only used to bless things.
Merry Men: Awwwww...
Rabbi Tuckman: pauses Wait a minute! There's things here! There's rocks, there's trees, there's birds, there's squirrels. Come on, we'll bless them all until we get vashnigyered
drunk
Rabbi Tuckman: Join me!
Robin Hood: Let's hear it for the Rabbi!
Merry Men snicker
Rabbi Tuckman: Wisdom and council, that's easy. But this is sacrimental wine! It's only used to bless things.
Merry Men: Awwwww...
Rabbi Tuckman: pauses Wait a minute! There's things here! There's rocks, there's trees, there's birds, there's squirrels. Come on, we'll bless them all until we get vashnigyered
drunk
Rabbi Tuckman: Join me!
Robin Hood: Let's hear it for the Rabbi!
by fishgoat August 23, 2011
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