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Vagina Blood Fart

A queef occuring on that "special" week of every month.
Fuck! It's a bitch tryin' to get a Vagina Blood Fart outta your sheets!
by Crotch-Ketchup June 18, 2003
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vagina blood fart

The excretions caused by a flaggelation of the vaginal walls while a woman or menestrating hermaphrodite is bleeding through the vaginal cavity. They sound may mimic that of a normal queef, however the "VBF" is distinct in that the pitch is higher, and also the fluid excreted is of a thicker consistency. Additionally the pH level is 8.7 rather than a pH of 7, which is the consistency of your traditional vagina fart. Obviously there is a bloody residue left everywhere.
Due to the destructive nature of my girlfriends vagina bloodfarts, I did not forget my snorkle and goggles this evening. Last month the PH level of 8.7 ruined my contact lenses and stained my moustache red.

I am sure to be wary of the vagina blood fart, last week a cop accosted because there was a bloody trail of blood farts behind me. Therefore from now on I will use tampons and not maxi pads.
by Elizabeth Baker April 19, 2006
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vagina spray fart

comonly known as a queef with liquid spray exuting from the vagina.... usually may take place while or as a female has reached her peak and has extra juices, also known as cum... the queef pressures the cum out and that is why the spray fart exists
"Oh my god , bitch u just vagina spray farted all over my dick."
by sissizzle January 5, 2009
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vagina fart

it's a real thing. during sexual intercourse, trapped air may be in the vagina and create a farting sound
j guess farts dont come just out of your ass because of vagina fart..
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vagina blood fart

when you sneeze on your period an d it makes a fart sound
oh shit i just queefed and im on my period

oh shit i just had a vagina blood fart
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Vagina Blood Farts

Her Vagina Blood Farts was obvious due to her bloody dark blue stripe high mid waist full butt brief panties sticking out of her low waist short shorts, which was a lovely reason to cry!
by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018
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