vagenda: (origin, Fringe, Walterism) from - vagina agenda
(n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.
(n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.
by Dani. Definition by Lauren. December 3, 2010
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by ladyhymen October 2, 2009
Get the Vagentist mug.The metaphysical tentacles that creep from a nasty vagina and grab and devour the unwilling. typically found in especially stinky, disease ridden, vaginas, these tentacles can be fatal and most always result in some irreparable damage (to the psyche).
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by prof. lingfist December 16, 2008
Get the vagentacles mug.Vagenia is another spelling of vagina, some people think that’s the wrong way to spell it but I think it’s right.
Cheryl how do u spell vagina\vagenia
O I spell it the old fashioned way
I spell it the new way
I’m right
No i am
It’s vagenia
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I spell it the new way
I’m right
No i am
It’s vagenia
by Nunyaforever February 26, 2019
Get the Vagenia mug.A series of tasks a woman carries out with her vagina in order to ensure the success of her plans. Also used by the fabulous Walter Bishop in FRINGE when he and his son discovered his son was sleeping with the alternate universe version of his love.
"It's all because of that temptress! She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell RIGHT into her vagenda." - Walter Bishop from FRINGE
by FloatingRadio December 4, 2010
Get the Vagenda mug.Instead of joining the health conscious vegetarian craze, a vagetarian dines on healthy portions of vagina. They feel that meat is an important part of one's daily nutritional intake, but eating box is a valuable source of nutrients which is often overlooked. A little muff diving never hurt anyone, so long as they bring their goggles.
Thomas became a vagetarian, in order to improve his lifestyle and increase his chances of receiving falatio.
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