Vagenius

An intelligent, chic, and savvy woman who is able to get what she wants out of life by using her vagina.

Wow! Look at the success Lauren has had over the past year, she's such a vagenius!

by DilleyCouture September 16, 2010

Either someone who has a COMPLETE understanding of women,

or

Someone with a COMPLETE LACK of any sort of understanding of women

"I can't believe you just told

your girlfriend she looks fat in those pants when she asked... you're a VAGENIUS!"

by MATTheBRATT October 6, 2023

VAGENIUS

A female genius, a woman smarter than all men, crushing the opposite sex with intelligence, common sense, and physical ability,. And life in general

That woman just wiped out her competition without even trying...
She is a vagenius.

by bellakota January 20, 2017

A guy who is amazing at giving a woman oral pleasure.

Wow, turns out that the guy I met last night is a TOTAL vagenius!

by catkicker mcpeeee October 4, 2010

One who is smarter than the average man because they have a vagina vs. one with a penis.

I had to show him how to program the remote because I am a vagenius.

by T~Mac April 2, 2011

anything from taco bell menu often times coinciding with a females anatomy part...

"This Cheesy Fiesta Vagenius is delicious! Yummmmmmmmmmy!"

by Van Chancellor April 25, 2007

something that stinks like rotten cabbage mixed with decaying fish and bloody fecal matter

"hey! scrub your vagenius! i'm suffocating from the hideously rancid smell!"

by Van Chancellor April 25, 2007