vag bag

1. a substitute for the word "douche"

2. a cooler way to say "douche"

3. a word you call someone instead of "douche"

m: god, you are such a douche!
j: well, you are a VAG BAG
m: you are too cool for school

by blairis May 16, 2008

Vag-Bag

The act of a woman tea-bagging anyone on any FPS (First Person Shooters)

"Dude,your girlfriend just Vag-Bagged me in Halo 3"

by TonyVee January 26, 2010

vag in a bag

a synonym for douche bag.
or Vagina Bag.
Vag-in-a Bag

A. You're such a vag in a bag!!!

B. Does that vag in a bag come in different scents?

C. Pepper Ann: Stacy, where's my vag?
Stacy: Check your bag!

by Douche Gigalow December 17, 2008

Bag of Vag

When calling a guy a Vag just isn't enough to describe how much they're acting like a woman.

Wes: Keith is such a freakin whiner.
Fratto: I know, he's a total bag of vag.

by Frotto July 31, 2009

Vag Baggin

When a male inserts his scrotum into the female vagina and bones the shit out of her.

Tom: Dude, what did you do last night?
Steve: I was so vag baggin your cousin for hours and hours and hours.
Tom: Nice

by CousinFucker64 August 26, 2010

baggy vag

A saggy, old, worn out vagina. Most likely belonging to a whore.

Dude, Kaitlyn has major case of baggy vag.

by Walrus cum guzzler March 1, 2017

vagbagel

A fat person's vagina.

Person1: Dude i'm starving. Person2: Go eat Chance's vagbagel. Person1: Think Chance likes cream cheese in the vagbagel cuz i'll fucking do it.

by TheOneWhoDoesNotSpeak January 29, 2009