vagina vaccuum

Using a vaccuum cleaner as a last ditch effort to not pay child support when your girl doesn't take plan b and you don't have any coat hangers around.

We broke as fuck. I can't pay for child support, so I used the vagina vaccuum.

by DiddleMeDave October 12, 2017

vaccuum lungs

Able to hold an insane amount of weed smoke for a long period of time. Long enough to zero the hit.

Damn, Adam is a tank, hes got vaccuum lungs

by Adam Shatter October 6, 2005

Penis Vaccuum

Having anal sex WITH A GIRL is like sticking your penis in a penis vaccuum.

"Dude, did you bang that chick in the penis vaccuum or what?"

by S R Good March 8, 2009

i wanna vaccuum

if you say it silently, it looks like you're saying "i wanna fuck you"

Person 1 (silently): I wanna vaccuum.
Person 2: Whaaaaaattt??????

by chocolategrape March 11, 2008

vaccuum butter

Butter that has absorbed all of its surrounding condoments on the piece of toast

"Hey man.... Can you passe some of that good a** jelly infused vaccuum butter."

by It's ja boi May 30, 2017

Dyson ball vaccuum

A vigorous blow job that results in bruising.

Andrew was walking funny after he got a Dyson ball vaccuum from a guy he met online.

by addisteaj May 3, 2017