Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck

Also known as the Buckeye cuck fuck, the Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck is when you try to “massage” another persons butthole through their clothes using your thumb

Did you see Harry army the bar last night? He gave like three girls and one guy the Urban Meyer Thumb Fuck

by Fominroman October 7, 2021

The Urban Meyer

Attempting to shove your pecker tongs into her fart box through her bluejeans.

I did the Urban Meyer while she danced on my lap.

by Handlemyrod October 7, 2021

fire urban meyer

something annoying you've been meaning to deal with for a while that feels really good once you've finally done it

As a Jags fan, it feels so good to fire urban meyer

Finally got my taxes done, I feel like I fired urban meyer!

by tripfliply December 16, 2021

Urban Meyered

Trying unsuccessfully to put your finger in the butt of a stranger.

Did you see the video of when Urban Meyer "Urban Meyered" that stranger at his steakhouse?

by hollow_log October 5, 2021