Stand Upright

A nostalgic JoJo game on ROBLOX which was shutdown.

Person A : What's Stand Upright?

Person B : Haven't heard that name in years

by BM25660 March 5, 2021

threepenny upright

cheap (inexpensive) prostitute.(obs.) word from Victorian England. threepenny (thrup'ny) was the price, upright was the position (to facilitate speed, therefore rapid turnover of customers), "the deed" was frequently done in alleyways. Known use found in Bertolt Brecht's "The Beggar's Opera".

" 'es got the pox from seeing too many thrup'ny uprights" "A Lady?, Hell, she's naught but a threepenny upright."

by mike, PS1, USCG December 30, 2006

upright bass

Another term for a double bass, acoustic bass, or bass fiddle. It's the largest of the string instruments (resembling a giant violin) and lowest-sounding instrument found in an orchestra. Can be played with a bow or plucked with the fingers. The word "upright" means that it is to be played while standing up while holding the instrument upright, as opposed to how a bass guitar is held (on the lap or at a 45 degree angle). Also not to be confused with the cello, which is smaller and played while sitting down.

Paul Chambers and Ron Carter each played the upright bass at one time or another for Miles Davis.

by Bill M. August 27, 2004

upright citizen

Meaning to be on the straight and narrow path as an outstanding member of society.

My friend stopped watching Porno to focus more on becoming an upright citizen.

by Mindtrix July 6, 2017

upright organ

An upright organ is a very special insturment commonly referred to as a PENIS. Someone who plays the upright organ sucks a lot of cock.

Elton John plays the upright organ.

by Tommy K. June 26, 2005

Upright Piano

When an adolescent male gets an unexpected erection in public, and tucks said erection into the waistband of his pants or shorts in order to conceal.

"Dude, it was the WORST! I was walking down the hall to geometry class, and saw Jessica walking in front of me, and got a boner and had to Upright Piano, because I didn't have my backpack with me to hide it!"

by Carl Winslow is the Man June 19, 2019

upright citizen

When yo dick stay hard until all the natural-born chicks have had a ride.

Casting Director: We have 5 girls for this next shoot, I need an upright citizen.

by p90210 July 7, 2017