THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS!

what you say to somebody who makes fun of your gut, or says you've got quite the beer belly.

by weave September 7, 2003

tanked up

Getting drunk as hell

Did you see Duffy last night at the party, man he was tanked up

by J.D May 27, 2005

tanked up can hole

when your ass is on fire, after the screamin mimi's & all you have is cheap ass wipe, to clean up the mess.

"can you pass the vasoline, I got a tanked up can hole!"

by C Dub & C Luv March 17, 2008

Tanked Up

Not working properly, to include people or objects.

Not in it's original condition. Normally not useful in it's current condition.

More than messed up but not quite fucked up.

That guy's driving, face, and attitude are all tanked up.

After getting kicked a couple times, that vending machine is tanked up.

by Shi Shi and the Shmoop March 29, 2005

uptanker

It is the comapnion to the drydocker. To rid a commode of its flushing water, and to then deficate in the tank on the rear of the commode.

The janitor hates us after last night. They got both a drydocker and a uptanker.

by Don August 29, 2004