Straight Up-Fucked

Schooled, pummeled, basically owned whether it be in a game, a fight, any occasion where you come back with a hurt ego.

Kevin: Did you see that fight?
Jake: Yeah. Todd got straight up-fucked.

Kyle: Dammit! I was THIS close to beating you!

Sam: Naw, you got straight up-fucked.

by WeedWizard70 July 05, 2019

fucked up as fuck

As fucked up as is possible. Think about it.

Now how did that happen? That is fucked up as fuck.

or

Dude, I was fucked up as fuck last night.

by Will.I.Am. August 13, 2007

Neck up fuck

When a person takes a face selfie because from the neck down they’re busted.

You see that girls selfie , yeah but she’s only a neck up fuck !

by Crookchaser June 17, 2019

Pick Me Up Fuck

1. (noun) When someone seems down in the dumps, or simply unhappy, you make them feel better with sex.

2. (verb) The act of fucking a sad or depressed person to make them happy again.

Guy 1: She's pretty hot, but just seems so depressed. Sorta like Kristin Stewart in all of her movies.

Guy 2: Sounds like she needs a pick me up fuck.

by browin September 14, 2013

up to fucks

Up to Fucks.

A term describing the state of a lazy minded individual.

Also can mean extreme procrastination

Example..
Luke is walking around aimlessly not knowing what to do today or even with his life.
He is in a limbo state of mind and cannot be bothered to do anything.

CJ then says.. Bro.. your up to fucks.

by Under Siege November 11, 2010

Up fuck your fuck up up

A phrase used while intoxicated during an argument. You have taken an opposition stance to a point being made in conversation but due to being rat arse drunk you cannont convey your viewpoint coherently

"I feel Huey Lewis is a very under rated talent in contemporary music"

"Ummm Up fuck your fuck up up"

by SteveDave May 09, 2003

light up fucking sketchers cunt

shut up
just shut up

get owned
just get owned

"e"
"LIGHT UP FUCKING SKETCHERS CUNT"
*crying*

by yes mommy please May 16, 2020