punintended

Save the endless amounts of energy i know you use everyday saying 'no pun intended..' by combining unintended and pun in to one word.

lulz ensue when people mistake the word for 'pun-intended'

guy 1. bsgfbsfgb....punintended

guy 2. excellent intentional pun

guy 1. in was unintended. i'm saving syllables

by Scott Decenzo March 29, 2009

Unattended Firehose

A sexual term. When a man is given a hand job while not erected and ejaculates in every direction. This is due to his penis flopping around from the hand's jerking motion.. much like an unattended firehose pumping water and flailing about.

Last night, I let Jackie in on what the Unattended Firehose was and skeeted all over her new sheets.

by Helicopter in the shower November 3, 2009

unattended cannonball

the unforeseen consequence(s) of an unforeseen problem(s)

In terms of world politics, only G-d can foresee each and every possible unattended cannonball; therefore, if you are a member of the civilian population, predicting the outcome of any political crisis (as seen on TV) is beyond meaningless.

by Crazy Uncle Dimma August 31, 2013

unattended death

A death in which no one was there to witness it. (i.e. suicide)

Detectives are calling this investigation an "unattended death".

by qtnkc24 October 31, 2013

Unetended

I don’t know. My friend and I accidentally said it. Now it’s a word. Like unprepared

*Earfquake plays in background of a video in Los Angeles”

“Good choice of song, Was it unetended?”

by kukkelukke August 4, 2019

Unintenuendo

An unintentional inuendo. i.e ; accidentally saying something that sounds suggestive.

There i go making another unintenuendo again.

by Gatorslave October 3, 2020