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unicorns

magical creatures that ride on silver moonbeam and shoot rainbow out of their ass.
Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted."
Dean: "Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!"
Sam: "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"
by DGT December 18, 2012
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unicorns

not magic animals they are life
by killer clown27 December 6, 2017
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Unicorns

an evil creature sent from the depths of hell hand crafted by Satan himself to create chaos himself. they tend to pounce on you after they lure you in with there cute and kind exterior, other wise they sneak up and run you through with out your knowledge. most have some magical property's but are fairly weak most they can do is fly for short times, there horn is there main weapon. they also shit rainbows.
"oh cool look at that unicorn!"

"no Steve don't do it!"
"what do you mean it- AAAAAA"
"no STEVE WWHHHYYY WWWHHYYY"
UNICORNS ARE EVIL
by SNUFFLEUPAGUS June 27, 2017
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Unicorns are an ACTUAL creature that used to exist, but, are now extinct.
I don't care if there is no archaelogical evidence to support the existence of the unicorns. The BIBLE says they existed!

And I don't mean these modern, altered, man-made versions of the Bible, I mean the ORIGINAL King James Version, the ONLY version AUTHORIZED by GOD! If the KJV was good enough for Moses and Jesus, then it's good enough for me!

If you don't believe in unicorns, then you don't believe in the Bible, and you are going to Hell!

See Numbers 23:22; 24:8
Deuteronomy 33:17
Job 39:9-10
Psalms 22:21; 29:6; 92:10
Isaiah 34:7
by Tex Arkana July 29, 2006
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A word referring to the drug marijuana.
"Yesterday I smoked almost an ounce of unicorns with my homies I was so baked."

"Aye can I buy some unicorns of you cause I'm going to a party later?"
by The Notorious Big October 8, 2011
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You really saw one of those majestic stabby horses wait, are they called unicorns?
by Just doing silly random stuff December 29, 2020
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unicorns and rainbows

Unicorns and Rainbows refers to a feeling of perpetual bliss; only to be described as pure happiness and satisfaction. It describes what it means to finally find your true happy ending. Unicorns are nature’s most mystical creatures. When you find your Unicorn it will lead you to the end of the rainbow and to your "pot of gold".
I've finally found my Unicorns and Rainbows. I started my own business and I'm really happy!
by Lovie311 March 21, 2014
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