undateable

Describes an individual so flawed that they cannot possibly be dated by anyone.

Mandy: Phil is so completely undateable. I have no idea why my cousin set us up.
Tamara: What happened?!?
Mandy: For starters, he is 35 and lives with his parents, and he smelled like rotten vegetation. And there were nose hairs.
Tamara: Agreed. Undateable.

by cherryblossom September 30, 2007

Unmadable

Unable to be mad at.

She is unmadable.

You can't be mad at him, he's unmadable.

by TSAQ November 19, 2007

undateable

A book that has become a cultural phenomenon as the female version of "He's Just Not That Into You". It is basically a list of pet peeves or turn-offs that women have against men. The book is divided into three parts: things men wear, things men say, and things men do. There are over 300 items listed and while many of them seem like legimitate complaints, others seem downright petty. There is a rating scale for each to measure how much of a turn-off it is which range from minor (red flag/storm cloud) issues to more serious (not getting any/kiss of death) ones that can kill any chance at romance. The book can be found in the humor at section at local bookstores and while it does offer some good advice, men should take it with a grain of salt.

A man who owns a reptile, clips a cell phone to his belt, and uses catchphrases is considered undateable. A man who does anything feminine such as wear makeup or drink cosmopolitans is considered undateable. A man who doesn't pay on the first date or doesn't leave a tip ensures that he won't get a second date.

by boratfan1 September 9, 2010

unfadable

Cannot be beat. The best at all things.

Ain't nothin' but a G thang, baaaaabay!
Two loc'ed out nigga's so we're craaaaazay!
Death Row is the label that paaaaays me!
Unfadable, so please don't try to fade this.

by CraziFuzzy September 4, 2006

unfartable

A time when it is rude or untimely to fart yet one has to.

He was on a date with a hot chick and knew if he farted he would ruin it, so he decided it was an unfartable time.

by Jonathan David Sterling December 25, 2010

UNFAIRABLE

It is the state of being unfair.

I can't take it! It is so UNFAIRABLE!

by imbudjee April 14, 2014

Unrapeable

Someone who is so gross, so disgusting, that he/she is not even worth raping. Someone who is repulsive, and whose genitalia is questionable even though they are a virgin.

Rory: Man, have you seen that Anna chick?

Steve: Yeah, dude; she's unrapeable.

by lalaloopsy12 April 4, 2014