Unepic gamer moment

The opposite of epic gamer moment. It means being a noob gamer. It also means a very tragic event.

George: bruh did you know Joe is going in WWIII?
Joe: I was forced by the trump society
Ninja: Such an unepic gamer moment.

by Ekkai January 9, 2020

Unpickupagainable

The opposite of "unputdownable". Refers to a book, usually highly regarded by others, that you can read only a small portion of, before putting it down: never to be touched again.

Ref:
http://www.multiverse.org/fora/showthread.php?t=8385

"How did you like Pyncheon's 'Gravity's Rainbow'"?
"Totally unpickupagainable"

by UncleDes August 14, 2008

unspicy

The opposite of....spicy. Either an unsatisfactory bite of salsa that is too bland for your taste buds to comprehend or could also be used to describe a complete disgrace in the bedroom, thinks felatio is an Italian ice cream.

Damn Chad, that sex was so unspicy last night, she used the grapefruit technique. Had my dick burning like a muthafucka! {Grapefruit technique}

Shit Reba, that jalepeno is so unspicy that my taste buds just took five days of vacation.

by Corrupted Caroll January 12, 2017

Unepik

it is the opposite of epic. equivalent to epic fail. demonstrated by its spelling and grammar.

epic movie was unepik.

by Raz_Berrey December 24, 2010

unedicted

American as fuck: I will walk in your front yard with my dick out, eating a cheeseburger, flying an american flag made out of your mothers bras and panties.

you are just classic americans unedicted stupid and ignorant so fuck you bald head

by LewsCorner January 18, 2022

unepicland

a country similar to epicland, located right under epicland it's better in almost every way and has a 3 year free dental plan richer than epicland 's 0 year dental plan
but in my opinion unununepicland is much better than epicland and unepicland

guy1: hey have you heard about unepicland?
guy2: i havent what is it?
guy1: its epicland but alot better!

by anonymous September 27, 2021

unepiphanizing

When a character in a story has an epiphany and then chooses to brush off his/her newfound realization, as the older waiter does at the end of Ernest Hemingway's short story "A Clean, Well-Lighted Place".

Older waiter in the act of unepiphanizing: "Holy shit, everything is nothing. Wait, no, I just have insomnia."

by coolcatfromlitclass October 15, 2010