Unconventional Toothbrush

A term used for the male penis when receiving a blowjob.

If that bitch keeps it up, I'm gonna have to show her how to use an Unconventional Toothbrush

by UnderworldElement May 23, 2005

Unconventional Matador

Why fight the bull whe you can ride it?

We salute you, you Unconventional Matador.

by Bachintheussr July 01, 2015

unconventional beauty

Sometimes used in a sarcastic way to indicate someone who is not very beautiful at all.

I do not understand why I get hit on by gay men more often than straight women, since men are supposed to be the one driven by appearance... For those of you who are unaware, I am of an unconventional beauty.

by Oxymoronica December 05, 2006

Unconventional union

A really cute deathshipping fan comic where Malick and Bakura Ryou are genderbent. The only problem is that Yami marik and Thief Bakura are both still male.

Me:I think unconventional union is cute and all but what the heck happened to Malick and Ryous bodies when their yami's (dark sides)take over them when their genders don't match up!?!?!
my friend: why did you have to ruin my day?
me:sorry

by Lifeisafish January 26, 2023

unconventional

v. Method of choosing a political leader using only intelligent choice and arithmetic. No balloons, wonky hats or mindless chanting.

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Due to the covid outbreak the presidential candidates will be chosen in an unconventional manner.

by gnostic3 August 04, 2020

Unconventional family unit

When you want to cheat on your wife with the muscle milf but you don’t want to sound degenerate.

I’ve been thinking about starting an unconventional family unit with that single mom

by Back door August 19, 2023

Unconventional Christmas Party

1. When the company or employer you work for, doesn't provide an annual Christmas party and an employee(s) throw it instead. "Unconventional" meaning you're invited and can invite your friends, family, co-workers, etc. and your friends can invite their friends, family, co-workers, etc. For some people, their jobs do not have Christmas parties anymore, or they are never asked to one, this remedies the lack of festive celebrations.

The general rule of thumb for attendance, once you are invited, you can invite anyone and then they can invite anyone. Someone should invite you before just showing up. Note: Everyone should pitch in similar to a potluck or a globally set amount to pay for a venue and food.

2. A Christmas Party hosted by anyone but the employer, primarily for their fellow employees. This Christmas party can include, but not limited to, their friends, families, significant other's co-workers and their friends and family.

John: Hey, my job can't afford to pay insurance to throw another Christmas party. Let's have our own "Unconventional Christmas Party!"

Jane: I'll try not to all go to jail for inappropriate behavior this time!

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Mark: Jannet just invited me to an "Unconventional Christmas Party."

Carol: What about your companies Christmas Party?

Mark: I'm skipping it because it's going to be lame! Nothing but upper management bragging about their year-end bonuses.

by Extreme Sen November 11, 2018