Uncle Phil 

A nickname give to Phil Knight, the founder of Nike and alumnus of the University of Oregon. Phil Knight has donated millions of dollars to University of Oregon Athletics, which has helped pay for state of the art facilities and an overall embarrassment of riches that any athletics program would love to have.. Consequently this has helped Oregon Duck sports (football in particular) become successful. Top-tier athletes are attracted to all of this great stuff. The fans are well-aware of Phil Knight's monetary contributions which have in turn brought success, and metaphorically he's like the uncle whose spoils his nieces/nephews with gifts, hence he's been called "Uncle Phil".

Beaver: "What the hell? How do you guys get all these bitchin' facilities? That's so unfair!!!"

Duck: "It's all courtesy of Uncle Phil. I hope you're looking forward to another beatdown at Autzen stadium where you can see all the new things Uncle Phil has bought for us."

Uncle Phil by OreCaliWash January 27, 2011

Uncle Phil 

The act of fingering a girl's butthole then proceeding to have her suck on your fingers right afterwards

Man i gave Lisa the best Uncle Phil ever yesterday!

Uncle Phil by Cannon_Megapixel March 17, 2016

uncle phil 

A creeper who likes to molest his left hand man he's really gay too and makes love to his right hand man all time. He also has something to hide wink wink.

Whenever you you want to go in uncle phil's room please knock first unless you want to see him wanking it.

uncle phil by Jazzy Geoffery Bean December 9, 2010

uncle philed 

To be ejected/thrown out of an establishment by being pickeed up by the back of your collar and the back of your trousers and tossed out of the door.

As the wealthy Uncle Phil (Will Smith's Uncle in The Fresh Prince of Bel Air) did to Will's low-life best friend, Jazz.

uncle philed by Jennifer Brookes June 17, 2005

Uncle Phillp

Uncle phillp is a pistol and/or any other strap you’d pull up with

I pulled up with uncle phillp and he did all the talking

Uncle Phillp by NutingInSoda December 20, 2019

Uncle Phill

A person who is wise money minded comedic doesn't take violations and will through you out your house like jazz. Also has a bit of weight deya and height

your such a Uncle Phill

Uncle Phill by Slapittap January 24, 2021

uncle philly

Verb: To finish most of a snack or drink, usually in hopes that someone else will finish it later. This takes the responsibility of throwing it away because you can't be bothered to get rid of it yourself.

Noun 1: A snack or drink with a minimal amount of food left.
Noun 2: The person doing it.

Respectful person: "Hey! You uncle Philly! don't finish 95% of the chips!"
Uncle Philly: "Sorry, you know I love snacks!"

uncle philly by WhiskyAndSadness January 27, 2022