1. Universal, descriptive word, used when a definitive definition is neither sought nor intended
2. Positive or negative taunt, dependant on expression, situation and person using it
3. The act of being um
2. Positive or negative taunt, dependant on expression, situation and person using it
3. The act of being um
Examples of um and umness in everyday speech:
1. As a taunt:
"Hey Truck, did you end up going to see Star Wars?"
"Star Wars is um cobber, I'm not paying to see that umness"
2. As a question:
"What are you planning on doing with all that umness champ?"
3. As an answer:
"You coming down the park for some cricket man?"
"Nah, I still feel pretty um from last night"
4. As a statement of frustration
"47 minutes until the next train? That's um"
(note: the longer you hold onto the 'a' in 'that's' is a direct reflection to the amount of frustration felt. For example: "47 minutes until the next train? Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's um" would infer a great deal of frustration)
1. As a taunt:
"Hey Truck, did you end up going to see Star Wars?"
"Star Wars is um cobber, I'm not paying to see that umness"
2. As a question:
"What are you planning on doing with all that umness champ?"
3. As an answer:
"You coming down the park for some cricket man?"
"Nah, I still feel pretty um from last night"
4. As a statement of frustration
"47 minutes until the next train? That's um"
(note: the longer you hold onto the 'a' in 'that's' is a direct reflection to the amount of frustration felt. For example: "47 minutes until the next train? Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat's um" would infer a great deal of frustration)
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When referring to someone who is always lost or confused people often use words like "retard" or "slow" - which is funny until you say it out-loud and offend someone who might be closely affected. We need a new word which can bridge that gap. "Omni" stands for all so using umni would be the opposite, for nothing; ultimatly creating umnist.
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When referring to someone who is always lost or confused people often use words like "retard" or "slow" - which is funny until you say it out-loud and offend someone who might be closely affected. We need a new word which can bridge that gap. "Omni" stands for all so using umni would be the opposite, for nothing; ultimatly creating umnist.
Someone whose response usually consists of "ummmm".
Man! that guy is always umnist to what is happening in calculus II class. If he showed up more often he would not be so clueless.
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