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tyrophillia

The love of cheese.

See also tyrophagia and tyrophobia
Being a tyrophilliac, married life is becoming rather tedious. I come home from work, exhausted and hungry, and all I want is a piece of fresh stilton. I make my way to the fridge, only to find my husband lying on the kitchen floor, twitching and gurgling "Des...troy..th-the..ch...eeeeese..." Kicking him away, I open the fridge to discover that all my best stilton had been covered in weedkiller and athlete's foot powder. I should have known not to marry a someone with tyrophobia I want a divorce.
by Cup-Sellithaine April 26, 2005
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Telophase

1. The second to last part in Mitosis.

2. The act of being split across the science room for making fun of how the teacher pronounces the word.

3. Very much the same as the penis game.
"Telophase"

"Teeeeelophase"

"Teeeeeeelophase"

"TEEEEEELOPHASE"

"TEEEEEEEEELOOOOOOPHASE."
by Teeelophase January 24, 2010
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typopheliac

Someone who likes to fuck bad-typers.
Yo nigga, that Jen bitch ain't really into you she's just a typopheliac.
by MilkyPooter November 6, 2008
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typophobia

Fear of committing a typo in written text
I suffer from typophobia, and a 16-character long password scares me.
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TYLOPISSISE

he has tylopissise
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TYLOPISSISE

he has a TYLOPISSISE
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