Not only to give a shit, or a fuck... but to actually give two shits and a fuck.
Usually used as an expression of sarcasm when you couldn't give any less than you already don't.
Usually used as an expression of sarcasm when you couldn't give any less than you already don't.
Joe: Hey man, check this out, I upgraded my character to Scroto on the game...
Dave: Wow... I could give two shits and a fuck about that... no... really... go swallow a knife and die.
Dave: Wow... I could give two shits and a fuck about that... no... really... go swallow a knife and die.
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When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.
Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.
When you tell someone that you could give two shits and a fuck about something you are telling them that you not only don't care, but you are in fact angry that they even wasted precious time in your life by giving you the information that they have told you.
Basically a sarcastic way of telling some one that you really could care less about them and/or anything that is coming out or their mouth.
1. My boyfriend broke up with me because I cheated on him.
2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.
2. Honestly, you're a whore and I could give two shits and a fuck less if you haven't noticed.
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Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment
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