twit

n. someone who is a pompous idiot

I really don't see why that woman doesn't get off welfare, hire a Nanny, and get a job. I mean McDonalds is always hiring.

Shut-up you twit!

by anonymous July 11, 2004

Twit

(n.) Someone with the rare ability to suck their own cock

The other day I walked in on my son sucking his own umm...let's just say he's a twit

by Da Ass Master December 7, 2009

twit

A pregnant goldfish.

"What is a twit?"
"A pregnant goldfish!"
-Anthony Wilde

by wilde February 10, 2014

twit

A moron with absolutely no sense.
See also Dan Arel

Dan Arel is a twit

by Funnydude2207 April 9, 2017

Twit

1. A complete dumbass/fool/retard
2. term for a pregnant fish

1. He's acting like a TWIT agin
2. That TWIT is going to have babies soon

by Beefarino44 August 10, 2005

Twit

One who uses Twitter.

Quit Tweeting, Twit!

by AmbroseKalifornia March 7, 2009

Twit

a pregnant goldfish
evolution

omg, he is totally a twit
hes a pregnant goldfish?
.....

by whatthefrenchtoast? May 19, 2008