twisticated

Superlative form of twisted. Beyond merely twisted.

Jesus Christ, my underwear got completely twisticated up my ass crack somehow just now.

I hate it when my heapdphone wires become magically twisticated around themselves.

There's nothing worse than trying to free a kid's toy from its packaging that's been all twisticated in place with those shitty wire ties.

by Jason Thompson December 22, 2008

the tristate area

the Chicago Metropolitan Area. Includes Northeastern Illinois, Northwestern Indiana, and Southeastern Wisconsin

Dang! It's so expensive to drive on teh Tri-State Tollway

by Nelly of Greendale May 3, 2004

Twistaflexin

So twacked back and flailed out that you are twisting and moving so uncontrollably that everyone cant help but stare at your ass!

Look at that mofo just straight twistaflexin!!

by DawnNichole#1* March 12, 2020

TwitFaced

The act of posting the same thing on your Twitter feed and Facebook status within moments.

Jeff: "Did you see James' Facebook status a minute ago about the NFL?"
Joe: "Yeah, and then he tweeted the exact same thing about 10 seconds later."
Jeff: "He must be getting TwitFaced again."

by jc2 August 15, 2011

TwitFace

A generic term for social media, and in particular Twitter and Facebook.

"How often do you go on Facebook?"
"I don't use TwitFace. I have a life."

by Beermat October 3, 2017

twistaflex

When you've been awake for a few days and have no control over your limbs! They twist and flex on their own accord

Damn did u see that tweeker all twistaflex'n in Walmart?

by Devourme June 4, 2018

twitfaced

Tweeting crazy nonsense via Twitter

When you read a tweet and say... WTF? This guy must be totally twitfaced.

by oldfatguy May 1, 2009