Twisting the Jolly

Twisting the Jolly is a another term for male masturbation. Twisting the Jolly could also be used as a term for slacking off or being lazy.

"Hey stop Twisting the Jolly and get back to work"

"Dude I know you were Twisting the Jolly last night"

by BluntLord420 July 27, 2016

Twisting the Pelican

A cliche which by definition has no meaning. Twisting the pelican is the Schrödinger's cat of cliches.

I would give an example of twisting the pelican; however, it doesn't exist.

by Lastcoolnameleft April 4, 2009

Apple Twisting

when you smoke apple weed and have sex

Dude have you tried apple twisting?

by Tatiana Beautiful January 2, 2011

Fork twisting

When to men stab each other with their dicks while twisting on each other.

Most kinky gay sex move known to men.

Eric wasn't sure what Thomas was doing when he started fork twisting him.

Fork twisting is very unpleasant said Nico.

by moleycyrass January 1, 2015

twisting my melon

To be really confused by something to the point that it's annoying you.

Geezer 1: "You're the worst of the last of the best of the runners up for the prize"

Geezer 2: "Dude, you're twisting my melon man!"

by Ghetto Charles December 22, 2008

what's twisting that bitch's tit?

term used when a girl is PMSing or being the usual nagging, negative sadistic whore that she is.

Jen isn't coming out anymore, she says shes not in the mood
what's twisting that bitch's tit?

by porneggs June 27, 2006

Twisting My Tubes

The same thing as busting someone's balls, except females don't have balls...so, they get their tubes twisted instead. Giving a girl a hard time about something, beating them down with negative comments and insults.

Yeah, I know I shouldn't have dated that crackhead cousin of yours. So you can stop twisting my tubes already, okay?

My boss has been twisting my tubes all week about missing that deadline.

by G-Nice January 22, 2011